| 1 | "I saw the girl, seagulls & Joseph Stalin" | davinoofficial | 2016-04-27T06:20:39Z |
| 2 | "God dude that's trippy" | davinoofficial | 2016-04-28T01:17:08Z |
| 3 | "Rosalina is bae <3" | davinoofficial | 2016-04-28T01:17:54Z |
| 4 | "That was a trifecta of fuck!" | davinoofficial | 2016-04-28T01:18:28Z |
| 5 | "Kupo!" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T02:43:58Z |
| 6 | "I'm the Deadmau5 of video games DansGame" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T02:45:38Z |
| 7 | "Ju wanna play hide and go fuck yo self mang? I can play dat game all day" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T02:46:24Z |
| 8 | "OHH! That's so gruesome... I love it!" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:32:12Z |
| 9 | "I wanna fuckin foot someone to death" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:32:49Z |
| 10 | "Noooo, I almost got turned on." | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:33:23Z |
| 11 | "I'm not afraid to hit kids anymore." | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:33:54Z |
| 12 | "This is like aids the game, seriously!" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:34:27Z |
| 13 | "I gotta unlock some terrorism." | davinoofficial | 2016-05-02T03:35:25Z |
| 14 | here come dat boi | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T04:27:25Z |
| 15 | O shit waddup | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T04:27:35Z |
| 16 | Killyourself.jpg | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T04:29:38Z |
| 17 | Grab with the 'A', swing with the 'D | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:05:09Z |
| 18 | I WILL NEVER HAVE AN INTERACTIVE CHAT!!!! EVER!!!! | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:05:32Z |
| 19 | "I took your suggestions to heart and appreciate your input... *promptly ignores said suggestions*"~DavinoMod | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:06:40Z |
| 20 | "Well I'm pretty confident no one's here." *Gets shot* "FUCK" | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:39:24Z |
| 21 | "I didn't know it was going to kill me I thought it was just going to blow me." | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:40:15Z |
| 22 | "What is this? Bomb it! That's my policy." | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:41:05Z |
| 23 | "Brought to you by the letter 'disinclude'"~DavinoMod | davinoofficial | 2016-05-26T06:41:48Z |
| 24 | "I like how when you download something from the eShop it's wrapped up in a present like bruh I already know what it is this isn't a surprise" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:34:22Z |
| 25 | "Speak for yourself. I do business with Chinese restaurants.Zero ducks is a real thing when negotiations fall through" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:34:41Z |
| 26 | "Oh, I'm sorry. I was under the impression that Baku was short for this, but what do I know." | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:35:11Z |
| 27 | "If I cld make a career at suing people for "emotional damages", I would. Go to Sephora, grab some makeup, say "look, I'm ruined"–boom, $100k" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:36:02Z |
| 28 | "I know everyone's busy being SJWs on representation in games, but a reminder that bestiality is still a problem" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:37:19Z |
| 29 | "Key to ridding Overwatch porn is to make all characters ugly af, then Blizz won't worry anymore.Haven't heard anyone getting off on DOOM yet" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:38:58Z |
| 30 | "Is it possible to sell yourself on Etsy" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:39:15Z |
| 31 | "True Story: I've had the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song stuck in my head since the 90's" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:39:58Z |
| 32 | ""Are you for Hilary, Bernie, Trump, or what?"No.I'm...I-I'm...*does cute anime girl blush as my head tilts*I'm...#ForTheAlliance" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:40:50Z |
| 33 | "What if PlayStation VR was designed specifically so they could move a few units of Move? Lmao." | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:41:45Z |
| 34 | "Better hop on dat Miiverse & let the fam know what's good about interacting with it.It's a great game otherwise, though - Only $2.99, too!" | davinoofficial | 2016-06-10T08:43:15Z |