TuckioziQuotes
# Quote Editor Edited
1 "I was wondering about the nuts" - Tuckiozi, Mar 13. 2017 tuckiozi 2017-03-13T17:19:13Z
2 "Don't you tentacle me!" - Tuckiozi, Jun 20, 2017 mooriarty 2017-06-20T16:39:29Z
3 "Stop tonguing Cornboy!" - Tuckiozi, Jun 26, 2017 mooriarty 2017-06-26T16:51:31Z
4 "That's my life-advice to you: Don't give snakes knives." - Tuckiozi, Jun 26, 2017 mooriarty 2017-06-26T17:38:17Z
5 "You seem fun, can I eat you?" - Tuckiozi, Jul 10, 2017 mooriarty 2017-07-10T18:42:37Z
6 "Pudding shouldn't have tentacles!" - Tuckiozi, Jul 24, 2017 mooriarty 2017-07-24T19:20:05Z
7 "I would date a wizard!" - Tuckiozi, Aug 22, 2017 mooriarty 2017-08-22T20:20:52Z
8 "Thank you for dropping your pants!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 11, 2017 mooriarty 2017-09-11T18:47:30Z
9 "You can't VR train an ass though!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 23, 2017 mooriarty 2017-09-23T17:17:18Z
10 "How dare you reject my carrot?" - Tuckiozi, Sep 24, 2017 mooriarty 2017-09-24T18:32:50Z
11 "Stop shifting the burden of horny evidence!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 26, 2017 mooriarty 2017-09-26T17:46:40Z
12 "Yeah, no, I do like tooting." - Tuckiozi, Nov 05, 2017 mooriarty 2017-11-05T18:30:12Z
13 "confidence is reserved for pegging" -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T21:57:25Z
14 "The gun is a strap-on for your mortality" hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T21:57:43Z
15 "There is no canonical pegging" -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T21:58:12Z
16 "Viral has played all the romances, there's no pegging" -Carbonylcookie 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T21:59:12Z
17 "I'm sorry I was not prepared for 'nut corporations'" Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T22:56:58Z
18 "II need to yell at nut corporations about nut liquid!" Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T22:57:24Z
19 "Nut corporations are enemies of the pegging metaphor lobby" Carbonylcookie 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-01T23:00:09Z
20 "If only you assholes could stop leaving undated shitty pottery around." -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-02T00:12:12Z
21 "The 'P' in PhD stands for pegging" -Tuckiozi 8 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-08T21:43:56Z
22 "STOP PAINTING THE MOON KYLE" -Carbonylcookie, 8 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-08T22:05:28Z
23 "Baja-blast ass French" -Tuckiozi, 8 Feb 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-02-08T23:39:45Z
24 "Those are ass stripes more than dick stripes" -Tuckiozi 2 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-02T23:13:01Z
25 "Please do not Baja-Blast my Pissron" -Tuckiozi 14 Marc 2019 hotliquidjello 2020-03-15T01:05:54Z
26 "It just comes out of the eye," -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-15T20:35:54Z
27 "Let me chomp you! ... Thank you." -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-15T20:45:50Z
28 "Apparently the right mouth eats." -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-15T21:20:26Z
29 " Intimidation is a kind of charisma" -Carbonylcookie 15 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-15T21:21:49Z
30 "Phone please just let me type beans" -tuckiozi 16 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-16T09:18:50Z
31 "Every day feels like... every length of time collapsed together and turned into taffy." Carbonylcookie, 21 Mar 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-22T02:19:44Z
32 "Hold on, I need to search my email inbox for necromancy" - Tuck, March 23, 2020 tuckiozi 2020-03-23T19:18:06Z
33 "Being wet? Sinful." Tuckiozi, March 23, 2020 tuckiozi 2020-03-23T20:39:36Z
34 "Hardsuit cumpter" Hotliquidjello, March 28, 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-29T01:22:31Z
35 "I can't believe I have to live with hardsuit cum-dumpster." Tuck, on the topic of Jello, March 28, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-03-29T01:20:55Z
36 "You don't want to know about the hole," Carbonylcookie, Mar 28, 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-29T01:30:03Z
37 "Sorry, egg happened." Tuckiozi, March 28, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-03-29T01:38:58Z
38 "See the problem is that this man thinks he is a top but...." Hotliquidjello, March 28, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-03-29T01:49:01Z
39 "Oh! What if they poop CUBES?" Carbonylcookie, Mar 28, 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-03-29T02:53:23Z
40 "Golf is just single-player baseball. Golf is baseballs for cowards." Tuckiozi, March 29, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-03-29T04:59:36Z
41 "I regret to inform you your son is 20 pigeons" -Tuckiozi, 1 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-02T01:34:49Z
42 "I have skeletons" (no shit, Sherlock) -Tuckiozi, 4 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-04T19:11:12Z
43 " "A Closet Full Of Skeletons Isn't Enough!, a Memoir", by Tuckiozi," -MightyXRay 4 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-04T19:13:38Z
44 "Garrus, I'm turnt- let's bone!" -Tuckiozi 4 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-04T21:14:37Z
45 "Nobody is allowed to hack my orb! That is NOT legal!" Tuckiozi, 11 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-11T20:21:00Z
46 "Quick! We have to milk the elevator!" - Tuckiozi April 11 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-04-11T21:35:05Z
47 "i don't think we need to be thinking about shaft-tiddies right now" Tuckiozi 11 April 2020 hotliquidjello 2020-04-11T21:35:31Z
48 "Oh go masturbate you big baby." Tuckiozi April 11 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-04-11T23:50:11Z
49 "K-Pop is very horny." Jello, April 27, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-04-27T23:22:33Z
50 "Dem hips squad." Viralstitch, May 2,m 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-02T23:09:30Z
51 "I just wanted it to say "Mommy."" Hotliquidjello, May 2, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-02T23:20:17Z
52 "Use your baby-summoning chant!!" Tuckiozi, May 2, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-02T23:27:55Z
53 "Are humans the ... Spice of Reaper larva?" Hotliquidjello, May 2, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-03T00:17:56Z
54 "I wasn't listening to you because I was looking for a rock to lick." Hotliquidjello, May 11, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-11T22:07:32Z
55 "That's why I lick every mountain I see." Tuckiozi, May 11, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-11T22:25:12Z
56 "Think about a gun, but BIG." Tuckiozi, May 16, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-16T21:29:28Z
57 "A spaghetti is a three-dimensional line" Tuckiozi, May 16, 2020 carbonylcookie 2020-05-16T22:48:53Z