| 1 | "I will gut you and feed your parts to another robot... that eats robot parts." | highstakesjenga | 2016-06-03T22:44:24Z |
| 2 | "Where the fuck is the rest of my team?" - Melody in every Overwatch match | whatmelodywrote | 2016-08-29T21:28:10Z |
| 3 | "Come here and let me kill your midget!" mel, 2017 | mspsychnight | 2017-10-02T14:30:04Z |
| 4 | That's what i'm saying Lilith, I'm back bitches! | mspsychnight | 2017-10-02T17:32:32Z |
| 5 | Where are my scags at? | gridmonkey | 2017-10-16T15:57:24Z |
| 6 | "LET ME SHOOT YOUR BUTT" | whatmelodywrote | 2017-11-06T21:14:48Z |
| 7 | "I identify as a smokin hot badass" :D | whatmelodywrote | 2017-11-14T17:35:03Z |
| 8 | "That was the worst foursome anybody could ask for" - Melody (Borderlands TPS) | whatmelodywrote | 2018-01-30T14:25:35Z |
| 9 | "Do not throw your babies at me!" - Melody, BLTPS 2018 | whatmelodywrote | 2018-03-14T16:58:38Z |
| 10 | i love my purple bouncy ball | b7ackpanda | 2018-04-16T17:39:50Z |
| 11 | "Sorry, I can't hear you; my ears only pick up positive vibes." - Melody 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-05-12T01:45:19Z |
| 12 | "I was asfafaofaifa years old" Melody, May 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-05-30T04:09:44Z |
| 13 | "I did not yeet my cat!" - Melody 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-06-01T01:00:11Z |
| 14 | Fuck off ghost, I don't want you walking around my house. | mspsychnight | 2020-06-02T01:20:38Z |
| 15 | Where is my candle? Get this bitch a fucking candle! | mspsychnight | 2020-06-02T01:40:48Z |
| 16 | "My mouth feels like it went to the gym" - Melody 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-06-11T01:24:24Z |
| 17 | I've got more personality than boobs. | mspsychnight | 2020-06-11T01:55:38Z |
| 18 | "Bring me another enemy, I wanna squat on em" Melody, June 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-06-14T00:01:28Z |
| 19 | Its bear o'clock, bitches | mspsychnight | 2020-07-05T04:22:29Z |
| 20 | "It's bear o'clock, bitches" - Melody 2020 | whatmelodywrote | 2020-07-05T04:22:29Z |
| 21 | Get out of here with your weird ass blow up doll, bitch! | mspsychnight | 2020-07-21T02:24:03Z |
| 22 | God Dammit, Mildred! | mspsychnight | 2020-07-23T01:14:53Z |
| 23 | No no, I meant you are beautiful like a football! | mspsychnight | 2020-07-31T00:39:25Z |
| 24 | "It's.......wholesome?" Sparkle 2020 | sailorsparklexo | 2020-11-15T02:35:40Z |
| 25 | "Why are you like this? I appreciate you so much." | sailorsparklexo | 2020-11-29T01:42:45Z |
| 26 | I would be a flatiron, because I got no curves, and I will burn you - Sparkle 2020 (The Age of Dishwashers) | sailorsparklexo | 2020-12-30T05:26:21Z |
| 27 | "Good thing he's god of the oceans, because I'm w-- ... thirsty." -Sparkle, 2021 (Hades) | sailorsparklexo | 2021-05-24T06:17:06Z |
| 28 | "is it really whoring if you're having fun" -some sparkly person maybe 2021 | sailorsparklexo | 2021-06-06T21:46:38Z |
| 29 | "Okay, well, I'm not putting THAT in my mouth." -Sparkle, 5/1/2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-05-02T01:35:33Z |
| 30 | I've never been so scared to put something in my mouth before. - Sparkle | gridmonkey | 2022-05-02T02:25:23Z |
| 31 | "It's gotta be inspirational.... MOTHER FUCKER!" - Sparkle 2022 trying to fix borderlands | sailorsparklexo | 2022-05-09T02:47:13Z |
| 32 | "It was the D that confused me" - Sparkle, 2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-08-11T20:41:02Z |
| 33 | "THEY'RE CALLED BABIES, STACY" - Sparkle, reading Haunted V, 2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-08-24T01:14:21Z |
| 34 | "She didn't squat on his head until after the skeleton came out of her." - Sparkle, Haunted V, 2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-08-24T02:14:00Z |
| 35 | "I feel so much better after all that murder, honestly." Sparkle, We Happy Few, 2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-10-16T23:11:04Z |
| 36 | "Murder, but make it Lisa Frank" - Sparkle's new tagline, 2022 | sailorsparklexo | 2022-10-27T01:15:29Z |