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"Grab with the 'A', swing with the 'D' -HCJ " |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 2 |
I am an idiot |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 3 |
You could be an expert too for $69.69 an hour. |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 4 |
I WILL NEVER HAVE AN INTERACTIVE CHAT!!!! EVER!!!! |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 5 |
"Trees and I kiss on the daily" - HCjustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 6 |
"I'm just going to keep killing people til a hot lady comes in!" -HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 7 |
"It was so big it scared me" -Stakenborg |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 8 |
"This is literally my life outside of the internet - Man Mountains and R. Kelly" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 9 |
"I did not lick any dicks....today." -HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 10 |
"Focus on your A and your D. Work the A and the D." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 11 |
"It's a shame when the D doesn't cooperate." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 12 |
"If you think I'm wearing clothes, you are sooooorely mistaken." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 13 |
"We both win stapled dicks. To the back of our thighs." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 14 |
"The only times I've been in my pool this year have been without clothes on." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 15 |
"How many minutes are 420 minutes?" |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 16 |
"I'm going to turn the meat sounds up to 10... there should be an eleven..." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 17 |
"I'm a 6 just looking for that special 9 for my life" -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 18 |
"I have a fun BJ story that involves Downstairs Dave" -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 19 |
"Ah fuck I didn't want to fuck" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 20 |
"Every time I hear you having sex, I'm standing outside of your door with a noisemaker and confetti" HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 21 |
Let me spin the dick. Let me spin it!" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 22 |
"It's not the first time all my parts touched a dick." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 23 |
"My current dick is completely ineffective... I'm gonna just rip it off" -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 24 |
"What was that show with DOUG?" - SlashSP. |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 25 |
"I like that I can just slide around as a dead goat, I don't like, need momentum." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 26 |
"I'm very into gourmet e-juices" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 27 |
"I like when people want to play with me, it makes me feel good" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 28 |
"The only thing I hate is the baby...stick that thing into some snow and move on" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 29 |
"I'm gonna flip my desk, then I'm gonna flip out the window" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 30 |
"Gotta wait for the dick to settle? I never let it settle...full blast 24/7" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 31 |
"If I had my webcam I would have shown you this cool thing I did with my finger" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 32 |
"I'm gonna have to go with the boners of the elderly" - HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 33 |
"It's really up between ass-to-mouth and fisting. I wish I could do both." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 34 |
"I like receiving tip. It's a nice feeling" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 35 |
"Back in three minutes while I take off all my clothes and put a pot over my head." -Justin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 36 |
"Spyd, you're a hunk, and, Deadbones, you're a twink. I'd be a bear." -Justine |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 37 |
"I make videos on the internet, and sometimes they get passionate" - Justin to his neighbor |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 38 |
"I feel like I am a white girl and a strong, angry black man under the surface of being a beardy white guy." -Justin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 39 |
"I'm getting high on this darkness" - The Mountain |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 40 |
"I'll never look at a Tree's dick the same way" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 41 |
"I don't have any good dick tricks...." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 42 |
"I'll shit my pants and then quit. In that order" -HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 43 |
"I just wanna go harder into space" - HCJustin, KSP |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 44 |
"My science rod is sticking out proudly!" -HCJustin KSP |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 45 |
"Tanzania is NOT a FUCKING REAL PLACE" - Justin playing Jeopardy |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 46 |
its a room full of buttholes or vaginas or whatever they're called |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 47 |
"Get out of my ass! You don't belong there...it's mine..." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 48 |
"OMG I can literally stomp through shit...that's amazing" - HCJustin |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:55:08Z |
| 49 |
"I'm not trying to be a dick...but odds are if I'm not answering...I am..." - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 50 |
"team justin - drinking in moderation and kicking dicks off" (New Years D&D) |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:54:47Z |
| 51 |
"I don't think I pissed myself. I don't feel warm." |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:54:19Z |
| 52 |
"I commend every last one of you for sticking around and watching this atrocity" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 53 |
"I remember everything ever." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 54 |
"I wanna ram someone with this thing so bad." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 55 |
"I like it when it's very loose" -HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 56 |
"It feels good when I mouthbreathe over my tongue" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 57 |
"shit, I might of just erased my sack" -Justin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 58 |
"I'm rubbing myself while I'm opening this crate it's really weird." -HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 59 |
"The reason I am not good, is because...I am not good." HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 60 |
"Sorry I'm quiet...I'm just here smiling and punching bears" - HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 61 |
"I feel like I'm stuck in a cloud of stupid." HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 62 |
"i'm trying to get into your crevasse but it ain't happening." HCJustin |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 63 |
"I''m balls deep in fear" - Pause "I'm balls deep inside of him too" - HCJ |
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2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 64 |
"It's like my very own Goatse monster." -Justin |
endsgamer |
2015-02-09T23:41:28Z |
| 65 |
"i'm sorry for giving you all the urge to pee and smoke." HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-02-10T00:21:07Z |
| 66 |
"I don't want anyone to drink this bread. Drink this bread? I have the sneaking suspicion I am a dumb person right now." HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-02-12T23:38:35Z |
| 67 |
"There are starving VCRs in Africa that could be eating this bread." HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-02-16T23:29:36Z |
| 68 |
"You haven't lived until you've made toast with a hair dryer." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-02-17T01:34:41Z |
| 69 |
"God gave us angry people to make angrier" -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-02-24T02:03:06Z |
| 70 |
"Oh man, shit is wylin' out in Bum Jizz!" - HCJustin |
tanumb |
2015-02-26T23:45:10Z |
| 71 |
"Oh my god, that's two! That's more than one!" -HCJustin does math |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-03-11T23:03:56Z |
| 72 |
"I haven't had any sex dreams in a while, maybe sex nightmares with Slash." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-03-12T22:59:37Z |
| 73 |
"I'm sorry that I'm dumb...no I'm not! I'm proud that I'm dumb. It's a nice trait." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-03-12T23:23:56Z |
| 74 |
"I just flipped hilariously through the skies like a phoenix." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-03-19T00:03:51Z |
| 75 |
"This makes me uncomfortable but in the right way." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-03-19T22:38:37Z |
| 76 |
"I need to give you idiots water and shit." -Mayor Justin |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:52:18Z |
| 77 |
"I'll get Taco Bell, it will be just like a real date" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-03-31T19:09:50Z |
| 78 |
"Suck every dick on planet dick, you dick" HCJustin |
stakenborg |
2015-04-03T18:14:33Z |
| 79 |
"B is for baaaaad. It's gonna sound baaaaad." -HCJustin while tuning his guitar |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-04-07T03:07:33Z |
| 80 |
"I will say, shooting people in the head works pretty well." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-14T00:05:56Z |
| 81 |
"I like your Deadbones impression. You sound like a little orphan girl." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-04-15T05:52:22Z |
| 82 |
"Can we get a fanart of Coe with a prolapsed anus?" |
endsgamer |
2015-04-21T07:08:48Z |
| 83 |
Downstairs_Dave: safebook will be face at least |
hcjustin |
2015-04-28T02:17:20Z |
| 84 |
"I found Jesus. He is 12. He plays CS:GO." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-05-05T02:36:40Z |
| 85 |
"Sorry guys, I was tempted by a taco. Once again..." HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-05-18T22:53:22Z |
| 86 |
"There's a story in this game... but uh, it has a lot of words... So I don't read them." HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-05-21T22:36:06Z |
| 87 |
"Alright, we're gonna jam you up real good" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-05-25T22:18:07Z |
| 88 |
"I'm looking for one person who wants to have mediocre sex on a consistent basis. Those are my prerequisites for a relationship." |
endsgamer |
2015-05-26T00:44:48Z |
| 89 |
"I'm not an asshole, but...I am an asshole, but for different reasons." -HCJustin |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:51:11Z |
| 90 |
"I just want someone to call me a cheater because that's what gets my dick hard." - HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-06-03T22:47:31Z |
| 91 |
"I finished off 4 guys. How nice of me. I made them all cum" -HCJ CSGO 2015 |
hcjustin |
2015-06-03T23:32:43Z |
| 92 |
"Boy, I love AIDS" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-06-09T01:41:41Z |
| 93 |
"There's no way i should have been white. I have too much rhythm and soul in my body." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-06-09T01:43:26Z |
| 94 |
"It's not my *best* dick. The balls are a little upsetting." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-06-09T23:39:58Z |
| 95 |
"I knew it was the butthole. It's always the butthole." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-06-25T02:00:13Z |
| 96 |
"I am honestly serious and real. That makes this sound less serious and real, but I want to emphasize how serious and real I am." |
elyessi |
2015-06-25T22:50:36Z |
| 97 |
"I wonder if my mom hears me in here yelling 'SPERM!', and moaning." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-06-26T01:41:01Z |
| 98 |
"I have an unworkening brain. That's the exact name of the condition." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-06-30T03:34:38Z |
| 99 |
"If I pull this off, I will pee and shit in my own face." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-07-01T23:21:23Z |
| 100 |
"Next time I go to a comedy show I'm just gonna roll around on the floor laughing like it's normal and okay." -HCJustin |
ladyonyxlp |
2015-07-01T23:36:48Z |
| 101 |
"Let me ride this dick missile over here..." - HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-07-14T03:13:10Z |
| 102 |
"I like shittin' on myself." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-07-14T22:34:06Z |
| 103 |
"Why are you screaming about words?" HCMomma |
elyessi |
2015-07-23T22:45:34Z |
| 104 |
"I've never heard a game use scat to say shit...this game is GROUNDBREAKING" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-07-24T00:58:03Z |
| 105 |
"I wanna do something that makes me look like a dick." |
unrulybabs |
2015-07-25T22:07:50Z |
| 106 |
"All I wanna do in life is hide dicks in places." - HCJustin |
shichahn |
2015-07-30T23:25:36Z |
| 107 |
"Come on mom, all the other kids are rimming!" -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-08-05T05:38:54Z |
| 108 |
"It's a real problem, all the dolphins that get caught in those peanut butter nets." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-08-09T02:50:55Z |
| 109 |
"As you approach the speed of gay thoughts, things get a lot gayer." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-08-11T22:36:55Z |
| 110 |
"My favorite class? I'd say lower-middle." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-08-11T22:48:48Z |
| 111 |
"Man I'm really fixated on dick lately." |
endsgamer |
2015-08-16T23:45:59Z |
| 112 |
"When people watch, it's the only way I can get off." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-08-16T23:55:25Z |
| 113 |
"I've only ever touched myself... I mean that's all I ever do... I've never done anything else." -Justin |
hcjustin |
2015-08-24T06:07:45Z |
| 114 |
"Aww man, why did I save so many pictures of naked dudes..." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-09-01T23:17:34Z |
| 115 |
"I wish I had a mouth in my butt. I'd suck dudes' dicks all day." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-09-02T00:04:36Z |
| 116 |
"You need to try drugs. I think you'd like them." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-09-06T20:41:02Z |
| 117 |
"You can inject weed if you really wanted." |
endsgamer |
2015-09-06T20:47:03Z |
| 118 |
"I don't know what I said, but yah. you can quote it. " |
hcjustin |
2015-09-09T19:41:00Z |
| 119 |
"Yeah, I was fucking in the laundry room, then I got stabbed" - HcJustin |
hcjustin |
2015-09-09T20:07:40Z |
| 120 |
"What do I do? Do I put it in my mouth?" - PauseUnPause 2015 |
elyessi |
2015-09-10T03:37:58Z |
| 121 |
"I'm so soft and handsome" -HCJustin |
hcjustin |
2015-09-11T01:08:00Z |
| 122 |
"I can't cum without my library card." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-09-23T07:53:23Z |
| 123 |
"If i ever win the lottery, everyone who is a sub gets flown to New York. Anyone who's ever been a sub or tipped, they come to New York for free." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-09-25T19:10:03Z |
| 124 |
"They're gonna need a crowbar to unclench this asshole." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-10-01T06:41:58Z |
| 125 |
"That kid learned what Viagra and Cialis were that night." |
endsgamer |
2015-10-09T00:11:59Z |
| 126 |
"I'm like a wounded puppy, but really I wanna be this sex goddess..." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-10-17T10:00:56Z |
| 127 |
"Juggalos are rare around these parts...they are a delicacy." - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-10-18T07:33:37Z |
| 128 |
"I had to get up and untie my balls." |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:47:45Z |
| 129 |
"It's around my birthday so I'm gonna be gay" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-10-19T01:12:05Z |
| 130 |
I know Arkas now, I will fuck him in all holes |
hcjustin |
2015-10-19T04:05:55Z |
| 131 |
"I've got no shortage of dude nudes in my life." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-10-22T09:38:54Z |
| 132 |
"Your pug moans like a fucking porn star?" - President of Frags Justin |
kohtalon_ |
2015-10-25T03:10:52Z |
| 133 |
"I came here to eat ass and wear v-necks, and I'm all out of v-necks" |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:46:12Z |
| 134 |
"The only amount of this game I saw was that there were cool big dicks on it." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-10-30T05:20:23Z |
| 135 |
"I'm really sad that I can't have hot pants." - HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2015-11-16T06:40:23Z |
| 136 |
"Please get out of my hole! I don't want you in my hole anymore!" - HCJustin |
kohtalon_ |
2015-11-17T07:31:42Z |
| 137 |
"I feel like my meat is a little stuck." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2015-11-19T23:22:42Z |
| 138 |
"I'm gonna take my dick off and frame it." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-11-20T06:53:20Z |
| 139 |
"My area is very juicy." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2015-11-24T06:45:13Z |
| 140 |
"You know what? I like overusing my mouth." - HCJustin 2015 |
shichahn |
2015-11-25T04:02:13Z |
| 141 |
"I don't need lube anymore, I got surgery" - HCJustin 2015 |
shichahn |
2015-12-01T03:17:35Z |
| 142 |
"If you ever hear me talking bad about someone, even if I dont name names, you can be certain it is Elyessi" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2015-12-10T00:20:29Z |
| 143 |
"I've got a boner even though I haven't done anything yet." - HCJustin |
kohtalon_ |
2015-12-25T06:18:59Z |
| 145 |
"My butthole could crush your fuckin' fist right now." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2015-12-29T07:46:57Z |
| 146 |
"Take a selfie of your butthole and put it on your shirt" - HCJustin |
elyessi |
2016-01-03T03:23:23Z |
| 147 |
"Where did you learn how to drive? Toilet School?" |
endsgamer |
2016-01-24T02:02:43Z |
| 148 |
"Can you exploit gross old man dick?" |
endsgamer |
2016-02-02T02:03:10Z |
| 149 |
"SOOOO close to choking it!" -HCJ 2016 (Rogue Legacy) |
unrulybabs |
2016-02-03T04:17:54Z |
| 150 |
"I hope all these shiny happy people are DEAD." -HCJustin on REM (Guitar Hero) |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T14:44:31Z |
| 151 |
"What is this? Bomb it! That's my policy." - HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-02-10T00:32:42Z |
| 152 |
"Oh Jesus Christ, that's a big one." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-02-21T08:28:35Z |
| 153 |
"This is my last game swear to god Haley I promise" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-03-18T04:01:41Z |
| 154 |
"I just bit that dick clean off." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-03-24T23:01:25Z |
| 155 |
"I want to finger a panda, how do I finger a panda." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-03-25T00:48:55Z |
| 156 |
"if I die right now, *cough* make sure my last words are *cough* "fuck everyone"" - Justin |
hcjustin |
2016-11-04T18:31:45Z |
| 157 |
"I don't want you to come while i'm sucking." HCCull 2016 |
unrulybabs |
2016-03-31T03:29:17Z |
| 158 |
"Hey boys it's me, fucking blow me!" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-04-04T01:23:53Z |
| 159 |
"I hope you have a lot of tumors dude." - Coe "Yeah, me too" - Justin |
tanumb |
2016-05-11T06:03:45Z |
| 160 |
"I think I hear the pitter-patter of boy joy in this direction..." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-05-13T02:04:02Z |
| 161 |
"My mom and grandma apparently just went Sausage Crazy!" - Justin |
tanumb |
2016-05-16T06:17:54Z |
| 162 |
"If I was on the price is right I'd be chokin' Drew out." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-06-06T06:43:30Z |
| 163 |
"That's how I pretty much live my life, I avoid all holes." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-06-06T06:47:24Z |
| 164 |
"At the end of the day words are just pictures of letters." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-06-19T03:42:10Z |
| 165 |
"I come out of the closet and you do THAT?!" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-06-27T05:44:10Z |
| 166 |
"I have a feeling this is going to involve a lot of blowing." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-06-30T00:24:59Z |
| 167 |
"Pause, I got this really good idea. We both blindfold each other and then suck each others dicks. Then we paint each others dicks from memory - from mouth memory." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2016-09-27T23:39:01Z |
| 168 |
"Actually my retirement plan is to be a juggalo." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2016-08-18T01:57:39Z |
| 169 |
"I feel dirty, but dirty boys win games" -HCjustin |
endsgamer |
2016-09-28T00:24:53Z |
| 170 |
"My life is an on-going cum joke." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-10-04T23:53:34Z |
| 171 |
"I'm the dom, and you are all my subs." - HCJustin 2016 |
shichahn |
2016-10-06T23:46:49Z |
| 172 |
"I'm being rammed! I'm being rammed by everyone!" - HCJustin 2016 |
shichahn |
2016-10-10T05:06:59Z |
| 173 |
"That might be the hardest I fucked a guy, ever." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2016-10-20T04:05:26Z |
| 174 |
"It's all fun and games until you're doing coke out of your butthole." - HCJustin 2016 |
shichahn |
2016-10-31T03:46:17Z |
| 175 |
"I'm not a brave boy, I'm not a brave boy, I hate it, I hate it, this better... This is garbage, I hate it." - HCJustin being a brave boy |
tanumb |
2016-10-31T23:04:31Z |
| 176 |
"It's only gay if it's day time." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-11-03T23:11:08Z |
| 177 |
"I feel like I've got a long line of dudes waiting to gay marry me. Gotta put you on the list" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-11-04T00:18:08Z |
| 178 |
"Can we get rid of this shirt and let me fuck with my nipples, please?" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-11-07T23:59:35Z |
| 179 |
"My anaconda don't want none unless you've got...a dick. Bro" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-11-21T06:20:31Z |
| 180 |
"I don't want to hear about my friends." - HCJustin |
tanumb |
2016-11-21T23:21:34Z |
| 181 |
"Just whisper sweet nothings into my butthole please" - Justin |
tanumb |
2016-11-28T00:29:00Z |
| 182 |
"Let's start Fuckin' rocks!" - HCJustin |
tanumb |
2016-12-08T05:59:40Z |
| 183 |
"I'll let earth clean this shit up." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2016-12-12T05:07:01Z |
| 184 |
"AH! GRABBY HANDS!" - HCJustin |
tanumb |
2017-01-04T23:35:16Z |
| 185 |
"You wanna fuckin' do it?" - Fjord Sweater, 2016 |
tanumb |
2017-01-09T23:54:26Z |
| 186 |
"Thats the only way i can get off, if you blow kisses at my little dick" - HCJ 2017 |
tanumb |
2017-01-16T06:14:34Z |
| 187 |
"I really want that nice cock." -SlashSP |
hlbms567 |
2017-01-19T01:29:13Z |
| 188 |
"I think the best thing is just getting a good rub" -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2017-01-20T00:39:35Z |
| 189 |
"Are those not little wall nipples I can grab?" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-01-27T00:56:14Z |
| 190 |
"I feel like everyone knows about gloryholes." -HCJustin |
hlbms567 |
2017-01-29T04:12:48Z |
| 191 |
"I have the biggest, blackest dick I have ever seen" - Guude |
biggunnlp |
2017-02-04T04:34:34Z |
| 192 |
"I would also like to go peepee" - HCJustin |
haley56 |
2017-03-25T03:37:38Z |
| 193 |
"I dropped my little condom" - HCJustin |
tanumb |
2017-03-07T00:33:00Z |
| 194 |
"How do arms work?" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-03-07T00:34:59Z |
| 195 |
"I have an ant dick, it can lift 100 times it's own weight." -HCJustin |
haley56 |
2017-03-30T00:29:50Z |
| 196 |
"Guy there's a Pete above you." - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-03-13T08:07:47Z |
| 197 |
"I think I'm stuck in Monsta." -HCJustin |
haley56 |
2017-03-26T02:05:41Z |
| 198 |
"Butt Violence puts a bad taste in your mouth" -- PauseUnpause |
biggunnlp |
2017-03-28T01:25:30Z |
| 199 |
"You would have to titty-fuck my butt cheeks" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-04-02T03:01:58Z |
| 200 |
"I like to use big words so people think I'm smart." -HCJustin |
haley56 |
2017-04-25T22:34:45Z |
| 201 |
"Are you going to eat your shit?" - Coestar |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-13T03:23:12Z |
| 202 |
"I do like a good circlejerk, don't get me wrong. I just don't like hosting it." - Justin |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-14T06:44:38Z |
| 203 |
"I'm a staunch believer of blowies are blowies. Not even saying I'd go catch a BJ from a rando on the street but Clinton was that kind of guy." - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-21T03:36:42Z |
| 204 |
"I just shot a guy right in the weeeeeee-ner." - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-22T00:05:26Z |
| 205 |
"Stop ramming me in my ass!!!" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-22T03:50:32Z |
| 206 |
"It was too big for my tiny mouth. I have a whole new perspective on people who suck dick" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-05-22T04:26:54Z |
| 207 |
"I never wanna drink pee, but I bet a pretty lady could convince me to drink her pee" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-02T04:27:48Z |
| 208 |
"You fuck fucking fuck!" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-06T03:05:03Z |
| 209 |
"I mainly fucked with balloon animals" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-14T01:27:37Z |
| 210 |
"Oh no! I suck dick! I am the dick boy!" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-16T02:21:51Z |
| 211 |
"You don't have to penetrate to love." -PauseUnpause |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-16T04:46:59Z |
| 212 |
"When ISIS comes to take my dick, I'll still have plenty of cum." -HCJustin |
endsgamer |
2017-06-19T19:15:10Z |
| 213 |
"All the poop got sucked back up from that game" - Austin |
biggunnlp |
2017-06-20T02:25:18Z |
| 214 |
"Sorry if I peed on you!" - Justin |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-10T07:41:41Z |
| 215 |
"Suck a ball's dick!" - jaaski |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-14T21:36:20Z |
| 216 |
"Why am I so hard?" -HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-14T21:50:54Z |
| 217 |
"It didn't go in the hole, but it felt good." |
peiw |
2017-07-21T21:22:40Z |
| 218 |
"Its been a fantasy of mine to blow a friend in a cave" - HCJustin 7/21/17 |
peiw |
2017-07-21T21:23:58Z |
| 219 |
"I'm gonna spread my legs so you can jump on this hawwwwwwg" - Pause |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-28T00:21:28Z |
| 220 |
"If either of you were here I'd gently jerk you off." -HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-28T02:44:33Z |
| 221 |
"I wish there were like.... more drugs" - Justin |
biggunnlp |
2017-07-28T23:13:22Z |
| 222 |
"God is punishing me. I got too many boners in my life." -Justin 2017 |
biggunnlp |
2017-08-08T02:05:34Z |
| 223 |
"You know what my clown name was? Jolly Justin." - Justin 2017 |
biggunnlp |
2017-09-02T04:58:05Z |
| 224 |
"My butthole has never been happier" -HCJustin 2017 |
biggunnlp |
2017-09-23T19:47:04Z |
| 225 |
"I feel like a highly efficient shit master right now" - HCJustin 2017 |
biggunnlp |
2017-09-23T20:48:54Z |
| 226 |
"Dude, I would love to fuck!" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-10-05T03:12:52Z |
| 227 |
"You could eat dinner out of my butthole" - HCJustin |
biggunnlp |
2017-10-06T05:50:06Z |
| 228 |
"Fish are just bugs" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2017-10-26T03:50:08Z |
| 229 |
"Someone just hit me in my butt and I think they fucked me!" - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2017-11-06T06:25:47Z |
| 230 |
"Boom. Science, motherfucker!" - Coestar |
big_gunn |
2017-11-08T04:47:38Z |
| 231 |
"How many times do I gotta shoot you in your dick parts?!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2017-11-19T20:19:29Z |
| 232 |
"There's nothing funny about a big, meaty dick." - Justin |
big_gunn |
2017-11-24T20:27:27Z |
| 233 |
"Maybe I should just fuck with DP" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2017-11-28T03:18:19Z |
| 234 |
"I don't like fruit on my warm stuff" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2017-11-29T03:50:19Z |
| 235 |
"Space is tight as fuck." - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2017-12-18T03:19:27Z |
| 236 |
"If I took my shirt off, this would be so much easier" - HCJustin |
unrulybabs |
2017-12-29T21:03:52Z |
| 237 |
"Every time I'm in a sexual situation now, I think of Richard." - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-02-01T00:31:13Z |
| 238 |
"Ahhhh, I'm gonna do something cool with the balls!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-02-01T04:26:31Z |
| 239 |
"Stick the pole up my butt!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-02-08T04:14:36Z |
| 240 |
"be careful no one comes up ur butt" - Babs, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-02-18T05:11:28Z |
| 241 |
"What if I just paint my dick green and jerk off?" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-02-23T21:35:37Z |
| 242 |
"Oh my god, I've never killed that many people in my life!" - Chiblee, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-02-25T07:57:02Z |
| 243 |
"Suck's different than licking!" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-02T02:19:27Z |
| 244 |
"I'm not into anything I have to like... lick." - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-02T02:20:52Z |
| 245 |
"Scissors are just knives, but two of em!" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-03T19:01:52Z |
| 246 |
"Call me crazy, but I don't think she goes that deep" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-13T22:19:01Z |
| 247 |
"All I want out of life is to make my bros horny" - HCJustin 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-22T04:28:42Z |
| 248 |
"Oh shit, you drinkin that peepee?!" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-03-30T02:51:37Z |
| 249 |
"It's alright, second is, like, one worse than first." - HCJustin 2018 |
tanumb |
2018-04-05T03:38:08Z |
| 250 |
"Lemme sniff yo dick, it's the only way" - Justin, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-04-06T03:04:58Z |
| 251 |
"Fight me in my nut!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-04-17T02:07:51Z |
| 252 |
"They patched the nut!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-04-17T02:08:24Z |
| 253 |
"I'm coming... the DANGEROUS way" -HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2018-04-28T03:24:53Z |
| 254 |
"Does that mean we're fuckin'?" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-05-14T05:11:32Z |
| 255 |
"I'm trying to eat mango, you piece of shit!" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-05-15T01:21:48Z |
| 256 |
"I turned into a spider and now I've got hundreds of eyes" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-05-28T04:19:13Z |
| 257 |
"Alright, so just collect coins and try not to fuck each other." - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-06-04T17:21:36Z |
| 258 |
"I will never remember anything and don't you fuckin dare make me try to" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-06-16T01:09:52Z |
| 259 |
"I'm a furry now. I accidentally came as I made eye contact with a cat" - Richard, 2018 |
big_gunn |
2018-06-28T05:09:28Z |
| 260 |
"I ain't gonna let no game get me pissed." - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2018-08-06T19:39:47Z |
| 261 |
"I died doing what I loved. Vaping my own semen." -HCJustin |
hcjustin |
2018-08-31T01:49:01Z |
| 262 |
"I've talked about my dick before a wide audience many times" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-09-03T00:44:15Z |
| 263 |
"I shouldn't have came!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-09-16T00:05:10Z |
| 264 |
"I've never been mad. I've never been angry in my whole life." - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-09-24T17:20:56Z |
| 265 |
"Did you say you rimmed the whole Milbee?" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-09-24T17:34:06Z |
| 266 |
"It's hard to make hands you wanna make" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-10-01T01:28:03Z |
| 267 |
"How do I go inside of you?" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-10-01T06:04:21Z |
| 268 |
"I love this. No wait I hate this. No wait I love this." - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-11-05T07:55:07Z |
| 269 |
"I'm gonna get fucked in my butt" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-11-05T07:59:59Z |
| 270 |
"I'll never stop sweating" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-11-09T17:52:37Z |
| 271 |
"Isn't a porpoise like a turtle" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-11-11T03:34:08Z |
| 272 |
"My butt hurts" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-11-12T03:51:45Z |
| 273 |
"All juggalos are clowns, but not all clowns are juggalos." - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-11-12T04:32:03Z |
| 274 |
"I want Handsome Dracula to eat my ass" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2018-11-23T08:00:09Z |
| 275 |
"Twitter's a good place" - HCJustin, December 6th, 2018 12:05 AM |
tanumb |
2018-12-07T05:05:39Z |
| 276 |
"syke" - HCJustin, December 6th, 12:06 AM |
tanumb |
2018-12-07T05:06:08Z |
| 277 |
"I'd rather be a bad coward" - HCJustin, 2018 |
tanumb |
2018-12-20T18:22:38Z |
| 278 |
"Don't look at my butt!" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-12-22T22:54:43Z |
| 279 |
"If it's a thing, it gets burned - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-12-29T05:34:51Z |
| 280 |
"I'm gonna come in the butt" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-12-29T05:49:24Z |
| 281 |
Justin: "What are you grabbing?" Babs: "Your mom's big fat dick." - 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-12-29T06:17:29Z |
| 282 |
"How do I get to the bad hole?" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2018-12-29T07:12:25Z |
| 283 |
"When did I eat shit?" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-01-24T17:23:51Z |
| 284 |
"Oh my god, Austin punished my meat" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2019-01-26T03:28:02Z |
| 285 |
"I don't know what the pp stands for" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-01-31T20:19:30Z |
| 286 |
"I'ma succ ya, Sonic!" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-02-02T20:52:44Z |
| 287 |
"Please let me succ you, Ryu." - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-02-02T21:09:44Z |
| 288 |
"Can I suck him?! Cause I will!" - Justin, 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-02-02T23:30:58Z |
| 289 |
"I was not facing the right way to suck him." - Justin, 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-02-02T23:31:27Z |
| 290 |
"I don't even know if green is in the fucking rainbow now" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-02-14T04:58:20Z |
| 291 |
"Mountains are triangles" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-02-14T05:07:49Z |
| 292 |
"Hold that baby, let me punch him!!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2019-02-21T03:25:05Z |
| 293 |
"I wish my balls didn't hurt" - Justin, 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-04-13T01:24:17Z |
| 294 |
"Well fuck my ass!" - Justin, 2018 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-05-06T06:18:22Z |
| 295 |
“I don’t have a foggy fucking clue how to do this” - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-05-24T02:17:57Z |
| 296 |
“I feel like my mind’s eye is usually dope, but it sucks ass right now.” - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-05-24T02:26:41Z |
| 297 |
"There's several people up my butt!" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-05-27T03:48:23Z |
| 298 |
"Mine's not very big, but it is red" - Justin 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-05-31T22:35:53Z |
| 299 |
"You can kinda taste the nut" -Justin 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-06-14T23:19:04Z |
| 300 |
"For 5000 subs, I would get a 311 tattoo." - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-06-17T05:05:10Z |
| 301 |
"WHY I SUCK?!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2019-06-27T01:02:37Z |
| 302 |
"Let me go get all hard" - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2019-06-28T02:38:29Z |
| 303 |
"I need to suckle some of your orbs" - HCJustin 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-07-01T05:30:40Z |
| 304 |
"You could suck a ball then pinch it" - Justin, 2019 |
big_gunn |
2019-07-05T07:43:15Z |
| 305 |
"I'm covered in wires!" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-07-06T23:45:37Z |
| 306 |
"Have I fucked?" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-07-15T03:32:20Z |
| 307 |
"You win some, you dim sum." - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-07-15T05:01:02Z |
| 308 |
"My name's Mario, and I'vegottheMOOOOOOOOOOVES" - Justin (Not MArio) 2019 |
tanumb |
2019-07-15T05:02:23Z |
| 309 |
"I'm loud as FUCK, dude!" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-07-15T05:03:47Z |
| 310 |
"Fuck, I'm such a dumb dick idiot piece of shit!" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-07-15T05:10:15Z |
| 311 |
"I have a mint butthole" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-08-01T02:38:43Z |
| 312 |
"Applebees is dead to me" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-09-02T17:08:14Z |
| 313 |
"So many wasted strokes aiming at the wrong hole" - Justin, 2019 |
reedaretheunion |
2019-11-11T05:03:02Z |
| 314 |
"I've never been high enough" - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2019-11-22T03:35:00Z |
| 315 |
"I roasted my own nuts for the first time last night" - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2019-12-22T00:09:18Z |
| 316 |
"Why is my nipple so hard?!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2019-12-23T03:27:01Z |
| 317 |
"Can you hold a shit ton of boys inside you?!" - Coe, 2020 |
big_gunn |
2020-01-14T01:34:41Z |
| 318 |
"We fuckin' and you can all watch" - Justin, 2020 |
big_gunn |
2020-02-14T02:31:29Z |
| 319 |
"A lot of boys just came up my butt" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2020-02-24T04:25:17Z |
| 320 |
"i've been loving watching, uh, fuckin'..."- Justin, 2020 |
reedaretheunion |
2020-04-14T02:44:20Z |
| 321 |
"It'd be cool if you died" - HCJustin |
big_gunn |
2020-06-01T05:20:22Z |
| 322 |
"I had a banana shoved up my ass" - Justin, 2020 |
reedwolcott |
2020-06-01T17:42:23Z |
| 323 |
"I can't stop thinking about cock" - chiblee, 2020 |
big_gunn |
2020-10-06T01:45:35Z |
| 324 |
"I can't find myself dude!" - Justin |
big_gunn |
2020-11-13T02:28:10Z |
| 325 |
"I don't think I'll ever get enough balls" - HCJustin, 2021 |
big_gunn |
2021-01-04T19:07:05Z |
| 326 |
enjoy watching your big mommy milkers!! :) |
limegrove |
2022-08-01T01:49:26Z |