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1 I have had ENOUGH. INTERRUPTIONS. TONIGHT. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:12:06Z
2 OH GOD WHOOPS falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:12:19Z
3 Who needs democracy when you have superpowers? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:12:37Z
4 Oh... they were digging /my/ grave. Yees. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:12:53Z
5 I'm a happy bunch of bees. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:13:04Z
6 I am the MOST charismatic bees. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:13:23Z
7 I'm gonna shove this gun, this- uh, wait. *rummages* THIS GUN I'm gonna shove this one in your face. -SkylarkLanding falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:13:40Z
8 I don't... /want/ that... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:13:56Z
9 And thus bad times were had by all. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:14:08Z
10 What is that? I don't know. Can I eat it? Probably not. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:14:23Z
11 Why would there be handcuffs in here? Oh, someone's probably into that, that's fine. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:14:35Z
12 I'm not afraid of you! That's a lie, I'm terrified... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:14:45Z
13 oop falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:14:48Z
14 No, that's a legume, nevermind. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:15:19Z
15 Booneism- like Buddhism. But more guns. -k3vst4r and SkylarkLanding falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:15:30Z
16 Oh.... my god..... I could just light everything on fire. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:15:43Z
17 I have an incinerator, and this leads into a library. This should be fun. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:15:52Z
18 Vivisect me, please. -Doctor Zero falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:00Z
19 Useless. I'll take it. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:09Z
20 Oh, that's something I definitely want to put in my mouth falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:31Z
21 When did I stop being on drugs? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:38Z
22 BITCH, PLEASE. I AM SCIENCE! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:48Z
23 WHAT THE BUG NUGGETS BUTT falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:16:56Z
24 Danse Danse Revolution! Best game. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:02Z
25 Shut up and DANSE with me! Synth kiiilling is my destiny... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:08Z
26 It could have gone smoother? I fired a jet engine on you, Danse. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:16Z
27 Super Mutants /mostly/ assholes. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:25Z
28 Borous is not on my side. He's just there. Whatever, dude... I killed your dog. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:34Z
29 The motto of Falcolm in Fallout: May I always be near death and have a crippling inventory weight. - finalstand102996 falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:42Z
30 I'm the fastest Bastion... FASTION. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:51Z
31 Tidal pools are my shit. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:18:58Z
32 It is hard for mortal men to comprehend how done I am. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:19:04Z
33 I brought some healing and, like, one gun. That should be enough, right? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:19:10Z
34 Oh, so it only took a bit of blackmail for you to become my friend. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:19:16Z
35 Do you know how hard it is to find a good hairbrush in the apocalypse? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:19:54Z
36 I, for one, am enthusiastic about brain fungus. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:02Z
37 I can fight while overencumbered. Watch me. WATCH ME! I can do it... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:09Z
38 I'm not a hero... I'm the player character. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:16Z
39 The bones are starting to hurt me. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:21Z
40 Close thine noise hole and cease vocalizing! (ye olde STFU) -SkylarkLanding falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:29Z
41 (Referring to hostile dragon) You are not a friendly buddy-boy. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:35Z
42 Shoot first, ask questions never. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:42Z
43 *excited gasp* Let's murder all of THESE people! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:48Z
44 I forgot to use my... eyes. Eyes. Organs that you use for seeing things. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:20:58Z
45 Hm, what's in this bin? (nothing) (jumps into bin) Now I'm in the bin. (attempts to leave bin) And I can't get out. I'm stuck! I'm stuck in the bin! (special thanks novaeangliae) falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:21:14Z
46 What?! I shot him in the knee, how did his head explode? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:21:36Z
47 Blood everywhere- this seems like a great place to just walk right in. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:21:43Z
48 Oh, I shot him right in the dick. Every goddamn time. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:00Z
49 I can taste victory. It tastes like 84 pieces of hardtack. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:11Z
50 I'm headed straight southwest.... the only straight thing I've ever done in my life. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:26Z
51 I just searched his crotch. That it not something I ever wanted to do...... there's not much down there. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:35Z
52 Is this dude named Chip, after the really big one on his shoulder? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:46Z
53 "I will fus ro fuck you up." falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:22:54Z
54 zloop zloop zloop the corpse goes down the stairs - skeletalecho falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:23:25Z
55 (upon seeing a Korvax for the first time) Holy shit, it's Daft Punk! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:23:33Z
56 "Another slot? Now I can carry more useless shit! Fuck yes!" falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:23:39Z
57 bonk II: the bonkening falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:23:45Z
58 "The guys the dudes. The guys. The dudes. The guys the dudes! The Holograms!" falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:03Z
59 Hold on, I'm brutally murdering someone. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:13Z
60 "It's a fi-ish, shaped like a fi-ish..." *voice cracking* falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:19Z
61 Where is Winston, I hear his flip flapping flippedy flapping feet... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:25Z
62 Why can't I parkour away from my problems? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:31Z
63 There are no words to explain exactly how boned I am right now. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:40Z
64 "Hey Torb, you fucking loser... oh shit, I'm the loser, I'm the loser...!" falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:48Z
65 Ring around the rosie, pockets full of fuck you... falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:24:53Z
66 Help, guys, I'm a fragile little FUCK YOU. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:00Z
67 How to carry your team, by fucking Falcolm. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:08Z
68 "Where's McCree? I can hear his boots, his jingle boots. He's around somewhere. It ain't Christmas, cowboy. Quit your jinglin'." falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:16Z
69 How does Sombra hack S:76's sprint? He's old and she makes him feel it. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:29Z
70 She wants to kill me and raise me as one of her minions. Which, while flattering, isn't something I'm into. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:38Z
71 I almost died from a cooking pot for you guys. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:44Z
72 Love ya buddy. Me @ myself. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:51Z
73 Damn you, adult responsibilities! -SkylarkLanding falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:25:58Z
74 I just-- feel obligated to kill all of these people. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:26:05Z
75 I'll put my fate in my own hands, thanks. My hands, with their gun. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:26:12Z
76 "I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking, you're the other one..." -special thanks jmorrison falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:26:23Z
77 "it's okay, we're now in my beautiful home. Let's go to the basement for weapons... and these iron ingots I poured all over the fucking ground. Like a loser." falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:26:37Z
78 There's a venn diagram of things you're supposed to be doing, and this, does not overlap at all. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:00Z
79 "I don't need the ground to walk. I just need the sky and the power of my own belief. And some unicorn tears or some shit, I dunno." falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:11Z
80 This is what I was hoping for the whole time... this is what I wanted. A nice shot of my head poking through the ground. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:19Z
81 Ah, a chest! Ooh, expertly locked, huh? *instantly breaks lockpick* falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:26Z
82 Achievement unlocked: fuck off swamp monsters! -chenti999 falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:32Z
83 Oh look, enemies!... Oh shit, enemies. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:42Z
84 *after messing up closing statement* *russian accent* WHEN YOU LEAF ROOM, TURN LIGHT OFF. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:51Z
85 "Effectively, God nerfed me." falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:27:58Z
86 I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm just... scared. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:04Z
87 Maybe the real boss battle was the friends we made along the way. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:10Z
88 "I SMELL A BAT SWARM!" falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:15Z
89 Shut the fuck up, Lurker, I'm trying to outro. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:23Z
90 I just kill when I need to, man. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:29Z
91 Sometimes I am greedy for murder. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:34Z
92 The Divines gave you legs, Irileth. Use them to go faster than you normally would. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:40Z
93 Lydia, can you carry my - sins? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:28:48Z
94 I'm gay as shit. Look at that face. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:05Z
95 "Shenanigans and tomfoolery should only be done for the sake of shenanigans and tomfoolery." -Sketchy_lurker falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:18Z
96 It's just flour! It's all just a shitton of flour and potatoes! What are you gonna do, make a fucking ton of gnocchi?!?! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:28Z
97 Flirt! Flirt with the emissary of death! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:35Z
98 You get a physical picture of the dick from above. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:42Z
99 Okay. You draw a dick on the flip-flop. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:29:50Z
100 (in response to an AI blocking fire with a shield) Maybe he did..... maybe he dead. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:02Z
101 With great power comes great responsibility? Fuck that, LET'S KILL. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:08Z
102 *exaggerated gasp* TWO tree stumps?! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:22Z
103 Ring around the rosie, motherfucker. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:30Z
104 Why do I have an entire pocketful of bees? falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:39Z
105 I'm an avatar of *voice cracks* deaaath! falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:30:45Z
106 Oh god, I'm surrounded by assholes. falcolmreynolds 2020-04-19T16:31:37Z