| 1 |
I have had ENOUGH. INTERRUPTIONS. TONIGHT. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:12:06Z |
| 2 |
OH GOD WHOOPS |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:12:19Z |
| 3 |
Who needs democracy when you have superpowers? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:12:37Z |
| 4 |
Oh... they were digging /my/ grave. Yees. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:12:53Z |
| 5 |
I'm a happy bunch of bees. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:13:04Z |
| 6 |
I am the MOST charismatic bees. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:13:23Z |
| 7 |
I'm gonna shove this gun, this- uh, wait. *rummages* THIS GUN I'm gonna shove this one in your face. -SkylarkLanding |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:13:40Z |
| 8 |
I don't... /want/ that... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:13:56Z |
| 9 |
And thus bad times were had by all. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:14:08Z |
| 10 |
What is that? I don't know. Can I eat it? Probably not. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:14:23Z |
| 11 |
Why would there be handcuffs in here? Oh, someone's probably into that, that's fine. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:14:35Z |
| 12 |
I'm not afraid of you! That's a lie, I'm terrified... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:14:45Z |
| 13 |
oop |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:14:48Z |
| 14 |
No, that's a legume, nevermind. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:15:19Z |
| 15 |
Booneism- like Buddhism. But more guns. -k3vst4r and SkylarkLanding |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:15:30Z |
| 16 |
Oh.... my god..... I could just light everything on fire. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:15:43Z |
| 17 |
I have an incinerator, and this leads into a library. This should be fun. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:15:52Z |
| 18 |
Vivisect me, please. -Doctor Zero |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:00Z |
| 19 |
Useless. I'll take it. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:09Z |
| 20 |
Oh, that's something I definitely want to put in my mouth |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:31Z |
| 21 |
When did I stop being on drugs? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:38Z |
| 22 |
BITCH, PLEASE. I AM SCIENCE! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:48Z |
| 23 |
WHAT THE BUG NUGGETS BUTT |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:16:56Z |
| 24 |
Danse Danse Revolution! Best game. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:02Z |
| 25 |
Shut up and DANSE with me! Synth kiiilling is my destiny... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:08Z |
| 26 |
It could have gone smoother? I fired a jet engine on you, Danse. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:16Z |
| 27 |
Super Mutants /mostly/ assholes. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:25Z |
| 28 |
Borous is not on my side. He's just there. Whatever, dude... I killed your dog. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:34Z |
| 29 |
The motto of Falcolm in Fallout: May I always be near death and have a crippling inventory weight. - finalstand102996 |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:42Z |
| 30 |
I'm the fastest Bastion... FASTION. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:51Z |
| 31 |
Tidal pools are my shit. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:18:58Z |
| 32 |
It is hard for mortal men to comprehend how done I am. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:19:04Z |
| 33 |
I brought some healing and, like, one gun. That should be enough, right? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:19:10Z |
| 34 |
Oh, so it only took a bit of blackmail for you to become my friend. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:19:16Z |
| 35 |
Do you know how hard it is to find a good hairbrush in the apocalypse? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:19:54Z |
| 36 |
I, for one, am enthusiastic about brain fungus. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:02Z |
| 37 |
I can fight while overencumbered. Watch me. WATCH ME! I can do it... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:09Z |
| 38 |
I'm not a hero... I'm the player character. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:16Z |
| 39 |
The bones are starting to hurt me. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:21Z |
| 40 |
Close thine noise hole and cease vocalizing! (ye olde STFU) -SkylarkLanding |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:29Z |
| 41 |
(Referring to hostile dragon) You are not a friendly buddy-boy. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:35Z |
| 42 |
Shoot first, ask questions never. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:42Z |
| 43 |
*excited gasp* Let's murder all of THESE people! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:48Z |
| 44 |
I forgot to use my... eyes. Eyes. Organs that you use for seeing things. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:20:58Z |
| 45 |
Hm, what's in this bin? (nothing) (jumps into bin) Now I'm in the bin. (attempts to leave bin) And I can't get out. I'm stuck! I'm stuck in the bin! (special thanks novaeangliae) |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:21:14Z |
| 46 |
What?! I shot him in the knee, how did his head explode? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:21:36Z |
| 47 |
Blood everywhere- this seems like a great place to just walk right in. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:21:43Z |
| 48 |
Oh, I shot him right in the dick. Every goddamn time. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:00Z |
| 49 |
I can taste victory. It tastes like 84 pieces of hardtack. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:11Z |
| 50 |
I'm headed straight southwest.... the only straight thing I've ever done in my life. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:26Z |
| 51 |
I just searched his crotch. That it not something I ever wanted to do...... there's not much down there. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:35Z |
| 52 |
Is this dude named Chip, after the really big one on his shoulder? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:46Z |
| 53 |
"I will fus ro fuck you up." |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:22:54Z |
| 54 |
zloop zloop zloop the corpse goes down the stairs - skeletalecho |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:23:25Z |
| 55 |
(upon seeing a Korvax for the first time) Holy shit, it's Daft Punk! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:23:33Z |
| 56 |
"Another slot? Now I can carry more useless shit! Fuck yes!" |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:23:39Z |
| 57 |
bonk II: the bonkening |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:23:45Z |
| 58 |
"The guys the dudes. The guys. The dudes. The guys the dudes! The Holograms!" |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:03Z |
| 59 |
Hold on, I'm brutally murdering someone. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:13Z |
| 60 |
"It's a fi-ish, shaped like a fi-ish..." *voice cracking* |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:19Z |
| 61 |
Where is Winston, I hear his flip flapping flippedy flapping feet... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:25Z |
| 62 |
Why can't I parkour away from my problems? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:31Z |
| 63 |
There are no words to explain exactly how boned I am right now. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:40Z |
| 64 |
"Hey Torb, you fucking loser... oh shit, I'm the loser, I'm the loser...!" |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:48Z |
| 65 |
Ring around the rosie, pockets full of fuck you... |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:24:53Z |
| 66 |
Help, guys, I'm a fragile little FUCK YOU. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:00Z |
| 67 |
How to carry your team, by fucking Falcolm. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:08Z |
| 68 |
"Where's McCree? I can hear his boots, his jingle boots. He's around somewhere. It ain't Christmas, cowboy. Quit your jinglin'." |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:16Z |
| 69 |
How does Sombra hack S:76's sprint? He's old and she makes him feel it. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:29Z |
| 70 |
She wants to kill me and raise me as one of her minions. Which, while flattering, isn't something I'm into. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:38Z |
| 71 |
I almost died from a cooking pot for you guys. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:44Z |
| 72 |
Love ya buddy. Me @ myself. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:51Z |
| 73 |
Damn you, adult responsibilities! -SkylarkLanding |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:25:58Z |
| 74 |
I just-- feel obligated to kill all of these people. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:26:05Z |
| 75 |
I'll put my fate in my own hands, thanks. My hands, with their gun. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:26:12Z |
| 76 |
"I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking, you're the other one..." -special thanks jmorrison |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:26:23Z |
| 77 |
"it's okay, we're now in my beautiful home. Let's go to the basement for weapons... and these iron ingots I poured all over the fucking ground. Like a loser." |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:26:37Z |
| 78 |
There's a venn diagram of things you're supposed to be doing, and this, does not overlap at all. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:00Z |
| 79 |
"I don't need the ground to walk. I just need the sky and the power of my own belief. And some unicorn tears or some shit, I dunno." |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:11Z |
| 80 |
This is what I was hoping for the whole time... this is what I wanted. A nice shot of my head poking through the ground. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:19Z |
| 81 |
Ah, a chest! Ooh, expertly locked, huh? *instantly breaks lockpick* |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:26Z |
| 82 |
Achievement unlocked: fuck off swamp monsters! -chenti999 |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:32Z |
| 83 |
Oh look, enemies!... Oh shit, enemies. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:42Z |
| 84 |
*after messing up closing statement* *russian accent* WHEN YOU LEAF ROOM, TURN LIGHT OFF. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:51Z |
| 85 |
"Effectively, God nerfed me." |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:27:58Z |
| 86 |
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm just... scared. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:04Z |
| 87 |
Maybe the real boss battle was the friends we made along the way. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:10Z |
| 88 |
"I SMELL A BAT SWARM!" |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:15Z |
| 89 |
Shut the fuck up, Lurker, I'm trying to outro. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:23Z |
| 90 |
I just kill when I need to, man. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:29Z |
| 91 |
Sometimes I am greedy for murder. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:34Z |
| 92 |
The Divines gave you legs, Irileth. Use them to go faster than you normally would. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:40Z |
| 93 |
Lydia, can you carry my - sins? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:28:48Z |
| 94 |
I'm gay as shit. Look at that face. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:05Z |
| 95 |
"Shenanigans and tomfoolery should only be done for the sake of shenanigans and tomfoolery." -Sketchy_lurker |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:18Z |
| 96 |
It's just flour! It's all just a shitton of flour and potatoes! What are you gonna do, make a fucking ton of gnocchi?!?! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:28Z |
| 97 |
Flirt! Flirt with the emissary of death! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:35Z |
| 98 |
You get a physical picture of the dick from above. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:42Z |
| 99 |
Okay. You draw a dick on the flip-flop. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:29:50Z |
| 100 |
(in response to an AI blocking fire with a shield) Maybe he did..... maybe he dead. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:02Z |
| 101 |
With great power comes great responsibility? Fuck that, LET'S KILL. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:08Z |
| 102 |
*exaggerated gasp* TWO tree stumps?! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:22Z |
| 103 |
Ring around the rosie, motherfucker. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:30Z |
| 104 |
Why do I have an entire pocketful of bees? |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:39Z |
| 105 |
I'm an avatar of *voice cracks* deaaath! |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:30:45Z |
| 106 |
Oh god, I'm surrounded by assholes. |
falcolmreynolds |
2020-04-19T16:31:37Z |