| 1 |
"Surprise! Police Brutality!" |
elyessi |
2015-10-24T02:46:28Z |
| 2 |
"I've got two big ones!" - Elyessi |
elyessi |
2015-10-28T01:21:02Z |
| 3 |
"I have a hard time judging balls coming at my face." |
elyessi |
2015-11-04T01:32:23Z |
| 4 |
"I should really sell my drugs." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-10T18:16:57Z |
| 5 |
"Brain fungus sounds delicious!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-10T18:42:32Z |
| 6 |
"Blocked. Oh no, I'm stuck! Not blocked." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-10T19:14:55Z |
| 7 |
"Oh, I stole all that fruit.... oops." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-15T20:16:41Z |
| 8 |
"I don't know how to initiate it with you." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-15T20:33:25Z |
| 9 |
"You're just gonna lick my toes?" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-15T21:17:24Z |
| 10 |
"I always feel bad when I kill people with names." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-15T21:25:57Z |
| 11 |
"Nice double miss... stupid whore." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-16T03:15:25Z |
| 12 |
"Show me the bluescreen." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T01:31:29Z |
| 13 |
"If you want to watch the better builder, feel free to come hang out in my chat." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T01:42:46Z |
| 14 |
"I can be mean to you in Justin's chat too." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T01:44:14Z |
| 15 |
"I've realized that colour doesn't matter anymore." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T01:53:44Z |
| 16 |
"I'm so ready for Ely to plug things." - Justin |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T02:15:39Z |
| 17 |
"People are dicks." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-18T02:30:50Z |
| 18 |
"We shall never speak of this again." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T01:35:05Z |
| 19 |
"I need better mods." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T01:47:48Z |
| 20 |
"I could make drugs. I could probably sell drugs!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T01:51:57Z |
| 21 |
"You're the absolutely worst person I've ever met." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T01:58:22Z |
| 22 |
"Wow! You're sexy!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T02:25:03Z |
| 23 |
"The drugs are always worth it." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T02:31:08Z |
| 24 |
"The food is the only thing that matters." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-22T02:41:02Z |
| 25 |
"Will you stop that downloading right now! You whore!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-25T21:54:09Z |
| 26 |
"You whore!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-25T21:59:10Z |
| 27 |
"Vagina eyes. I don't know how I feel about them." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-25T22:24:51Z |
| 28 |
"If you spare everyone, you don't get any experience." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-11-25T22:38:44Z |
| 29 |
"It should be smooth on the outside, And ribbed on the inside ;) " - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2015-11-29T04:40:08Z |
| 30 |
"I'm sitting on my floor, 'cause my room mate stole my desk." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-01T23:47:27Z |
| 31 |
"And by room mate, I meant my mom." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-01T23:50:48Z |
| 32 |
"Good thing I have pants on, right?" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T00:10:42Z |
| 33 |
"There's got be a way to catch crabs." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T00:43:28Z |
| 34 |
"What do I gotta do? Do I pull this out?" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T00:58:40Z |
| 35 |
"I agree that I'm gonna suck at this game." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T01:06:10Z |
| 36 |
"Sun damage is sexy!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T01:11:50Z |
| 37 |
"I'm the face. That's all I'm good for." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-02T01:22:25Z |
| 38 |
"I'm so open to questions and comments and fun." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T22:22:29Z |
| 39 |
"Let's make sure my mic isn't in a weird location." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T22:37:22Z |
| 40 |
"If I want the tip to be fine, I'll have to lick it." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T23:00:59Z |
| 41 |
"Hey, I wanna do something with you today." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T23:11:00Z |
| 42 |
"Shut up, Eddie!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T23:51:12Z |
| 43 |
"Oh no, it's too thick! I knew it was too thick." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T23:56:24Z |
| 44 |
"Shut up, Justin. Mister I wanna hang out with Ely, and then I sleep all day. 'Woooow'. I'm sure that's what you said." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-06T23:59:28Z |
| 45 |
"We want it to stay wet." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-07T00:06:37Z |
| 46 |
"I got distracted too, but I managed to finish." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-07T23:55:37Z |
| 47 |
"Let's do the Jew thing." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-08T23:46:53Z |
| 48 |
"This is not the fine tip that I need." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:05:55Z |
| 49 |
"What is HCLameston doing?" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:18:31Z |
| 50 |
"HCTerribleFriend is playing don't starve?" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:18:39Z |
| 51 |
"I don't know how I have 60 quotes, but I'm sure they're all terrible... and not in a good way." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:21:36Z |
| 52 |
"I do abuse Eddie. Quite frequently." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:24:08Z |
| 53 |
"FU, chat! I didn't want to see you anyway!" |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:31:01Z |
| 54 |
"I'm so white!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:36:37Z |
| 55 |
"Now I can pick my nose and no one will know." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-09T00:41:32Z |
| 56 |
"That mod wall is intense." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-12T23:46:58Z |
| 57 |
"there you go, put it, put it in" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2015-12-15T02:37:50Z |
| 58 |
"Everyone jizzes." -Elyessi |
fischurr |
2015-12-15T03:36:27Z |
| 59 |
"So even with no balls you can still give a bish a facial." |
fischurr |
2015-12-15T03:39:26Z |
| 60 |
"That's the only thing he's good at" |
fischurr |
2015-12-15T03:41:29Z |
| 61 |
Ely is so huge |
fischurr |
2015-12-15T03:42:14Z |
| 62 |
"Damn your beautiful eyes." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-18T01:44:49Z |
| 63 |
"I get that you're attracted to me. I'm an attractive person." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-18T01:47:20Z |
| 64 |
"Can you die already, can you die already. Jesus Christ" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2015-12-19T02:02:34Z |
| 65 |
"There's no reason to kill him...but I will anyways" - Elyessi |
cptamazing98 |
2015-12-24T03:42:33Z |
| 66 |
"I'll throb your cherry." - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-27T23:55:31Z |
| 67 |
"Take it, you whore!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-27T23:57:56Z |
| 68 |
"Our bodies are fucking weird!" - Ely |
grasswing |
2015-12-28T01:29:03Z |
| 69 |
"I keep getting face pounded." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-01-03T20:35:25Z |
| 70 |
"I don't got anyone underneath me" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-04T01:40:47Z |
| 71 |
"yeaahhhh smokin' pot" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-04T01:43:39Z |
| 72 |
"Yes lick my toes" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-04T01:58:58Z |
| 73 |
"Autoslaves? That's an issue." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-01-08T00:17:21Z |
| 74 |
"My driving kills you? Well, I'm a woman. I can't help it." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-01-08T00:50:43Z |
| 75 |
"Got some good ol' sawmill weed" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-10T03:12:24Z |
| 76 |
"I only go in dry" - Troy |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-10T05:27:27Z |
| 77 |
"He needs to at least be 7. Personal preference" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-01-10T05:29:54Z |
| 78 |
"Look out for that prostitute she looks suspicious." - Elyessi |
elyessi |
2016-01-27T01:33:18Z |
| 79 |
"I'm pretty close, I can take this one too" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-02-04T02:28:40Z |
| 80 |
"They're all skeletons, that's adorable" -Ely, 2016 |
ohpuck |
2016-02-15T03:19:19Z |
| 81 |
"Don't eat me, I don't have brains!" - Ely |
elyessi |
2016-02-28T02:43:22Z |
| 82 |
"Ass sweat is a natural occurrence and happens to everyone" - Ely |
iamthevoice |
2016-03-06T01:32:47Z |
| 83 |
"Hey Fabio, What do you do for a living? I'd do you for a living" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-03-06T03:54:25Z |
| 84 |
"Hey Justin if you burned out on the Wii U should they call it the Wiid U?" - Elyessi |
cptamazing98 |
2016-04-09T01:46:35Z |
| 85 |
"You don't want to go in the front. You want to go in the back" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-04-09T03:09:30Z |
| 86 |
"Fairy you better be a good fairy or I will find you and smack your ass!" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-04-15T03:00:16Z |
| 87 |
"It was like a good inch long. It was thin, but it wasn't terribly thin" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-04-16T03:35:42Z |
| 88 |
"My balls are egg shaped" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-04-17T02:22:53Z |
| 89 |
"You should just go back to your memes, Cpt" - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-05-07T22:29:32Z |
| 90 |
"I am, if anything, and absolute pushover." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-07T23:16:07Z |
| 91 |
"I'm not good at understanding where things go." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-07T23:21:34Z |
| 92 |
"Luke is a brawlwhora" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-05-13T00:48:20Z |
| 93 |
"I got crabzz" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-05-13T00:59:27Z |
| 94 |
"It's true that I'm overbearing, but I also make food." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-15T19:49:29Z |
| 95 |
"You're all jerks. I love you so much." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-15T19:59:21Z |
| 96 |
"I really need to upgrade my memory board." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-15T20:00:59Z |
| 97 |
"Fight for my entertainment, moderators." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-15T22:50:20Z |
| 98 |
"Can you enter through the rear?" - Alex |
cptamazing98 |
2016-05-21T02:36:00Z |
| 99 |
"My computer is exploding, and it's the worst thing in the world." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-05-22T23:06:51Z |
| 100 |
"I feel so dirty. But in a good way." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-05-22T23:39:56Z |
| 101 |
"Let me get all up in here." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-05-24T22:18:32Z |
| 102 |
"Real people scare me." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-05-24T22:39:35Z |
| 103 |
"Why are the police calling aliens?" - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-05-29T23:29:55Z |
| 104 |
"I don't like playing with dicks" -Ely |
iamthevoice |
2016-05-30T03:43:03Z |
| 105 |
"They dead! They really really dead!" - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-06-04T00:03:56Z |
| 106 |
"I'm sorry I'm not a beautiful ballerina of the skies." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-06-08T23:29:06Z |
| 107 |
"Stop throwing up on me" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-07-11T02:52:42Z |
| 108 |
"Just rub his body all over everything shall we Sarah?" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-07-23T02:14:38Z |
| 109 |
"Oh my gosh. I just got double teamed and it was NOT in a good way" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-07-23T02:47:10Z |
| 110 |
"I have a tool. I'm a tool." - Ely |
grasswing |
2016-08-09T22:14:09Z |
| 111 |
"It's a little late for religion for me." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-08-21T20:37:49Z |
| 112 |
"Is that what the Brits are known for; pulling out?" - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-10-09T22:37:59Z |
| 113 |
"Ohh, it looks like a vagina." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2016-10-16T19:09:02Z |
| 114 |
"I got another vagina flower" - Ely (Dragon Quest Builders) |
cptamazing98 |
2016-10-22T03:58:36Z |
| 115 |
"Why are our balls not lit up?" - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2016-11-06T23:06:38Z |
| 116 |
"I just got poked I just got poked. Feels so good" - Ely (Smite) |
cptamazing98 |
2017-01-26T02:28:30Z |
| 117 |
"She's got pretty good tits for someone who's old." - Elyessi |
grasswing |
2017-03-12T23:05:16Z |
| 118 |
"I'm a whore for copper ore!" |
iamthevoice |
2017-06-07T00:11:51Z |
| 119 |
"I'm level one. I can't survive a guy riding my butt!" - Ely |
drpubbles |
2017-09-07T23:52:24Z |
| 120 |
"My stomach is just like... Bubbly" - Ely |
drpubbles |
2017-09-19T01:12:54Z |
| 121 |
"Whatever! Girls fart too." - Ely |
drpubbles |
2017-09-19T01:14:06Z |
| 122 |
"I don't know if I want to start my perfect day pooping." - Ely. |
drpubbles |
2017-09-19T01:15:44Z |
| 123 |
"You guys are sweet. I wasn't fishing for compliments but I will take them." - Ely; while over heated & looking super attractive. |
drpubbles |
2017-09-22T03:58:31Z |
| 124 |
"She just octopussed all over us!" - Ely. |
drpubbles |
2017-09-26T00:26:29Z |
| 125 |
"I'm eating away my pain." - Ely, 1st LttP playthrough. |
drpubbles |
2017-10-03T23:29:59Z |
| 126 |
"Ow! Rocks are hard." - Ely, Zelda LttP. |
drpubbles |
2017-10-06T22:37:19Z |
| 127 |
"My hair looks super cute todaaaay!" - Ely, while her hair was super cute. |
drpubbles |
2017-10-13T22:16:58Z |
| 128 |
"I can't help the poop that comes out of my butt. It just happens." Ely, South Park The Fractured But Whole. |
drpubbles |
2017-10-17T22:52:03Z |
| 129 |
"race and ethnicity, lets go" - ely |
drpubbles |
2017-10-22T21:28:33Z |
| 130 |
"75% of the time my underwear is on inside out." Ely, Mario Odyssey. |
drpubbles |
2017-11-13T00:45:55Z |
| 131 |
"I definitely need to spray it with my butt." Ely, Mario Odyssey |
drpubbles |
2017-11-13T05:42:12Z |
| 132 |
"I look like a penis and I'm angry about it." Ely, Mario Odyssey. |
drpubbles |
2017-11-15T23:50:21Z |
| 133 |
"Why is it so slippery?" - Ely, Mario Odyssey. |
drpubbles |
2017-11-21T01:36:51Z |
| 134 |
"Break the law, Kids!. It'll work out!" - Nick Dolce |
drpubbles |
2017-12-05T01:23:10Z |
| 135 |
"The secret to streaming... Pyjama Pants!" |
drpubbles |
2018-01-09T23:48:07Z |
| 136 |
If you're going to sit on my lap, you're going to chew on something! |
drpubbles |
2018-02-25T18:08:31Z |
| 137 |
"Why are you bi- OUCH! Why are you biting me? Ouch ouch oUCH!" - Ely to Aria the puppy. |
drpubbles |
2018-03-02T01:32:34Z |
| 138 |
"Rar rar rar! You con't stop me! I'm super Aria! Rar rar rar!" - Ely with a puppy on her face. |
drpubbles |
2018-03-02T01:33:20Z |
| 139 |
"You didn't even come near my body." Ely to Nick during WoW, Apr 2018. |
drpubbles |
2018-04-13T01:35:55Z |
| 140 |
"You've got moon boobs" - Elyessi, WoW |
drpubbles |
2018-04-18T01:09:44Z |
| 141 |
"You could have dick bullets." - Elyessi, WoW |
drpubbles |
2018-04-18T01:22:11Z |
| 142 |
"Look at all that blood! Yum!" - Ely (Assassin's Creed) |
cptamazing98 |
2018-12-02T18:47:33Z |
| 143 |
"Really? God Damn it France." - Ely |
cptamazing98 |
2019-01-02T01:44:32Z |