| 1 | "Surprise! Police Brutality!" | elyessi | 2015-10-24T02:46:28Z |
| 2 | "I've got two big ones!" - Elyessi | elyessi | 2015-10-28T01:21:02Z |
| 3 | "I have a hard time judging balls coming at my face." | elyessi | 2015-11-04T01:32:23Z |
| 4 | "I should really sell my drugs." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-10T18:16:57Z |
| 5 | "Brain fungus sounds delicious!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-10T18:42:32Z |
| 6 | "Blocked. Oh no, I'm stuck! Not blocked." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-10T19:14:55Z |
| 7 | "Oh, I stole all that fruit.... oops." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-15T20:16:41Z |
| 8 | "I don't know how to initiate it with you." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-15T20:33:25Z |
| 9 | "You're just gonna lick my toes?" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-15T21:17:24Z |
| 10 | "I always feel bad when I kill people with names." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-15T21:25:57Z |
| 11 | "Nice double miss... stupid whore." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-16T03:15:25Z |
| 12 | "Show me the bluescreen." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2015-11-18T01:31:29Z |
| 13 | "If you want to watch the better builder, feel free to come hang out in my chat." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-18T01:42:46Z |
| 14 | "I can be mean to you in Justin's chat too." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-18T01:44:14Z |
| 15 | "I've realized that colour doesn't matter anymore." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-18T01:53:44Z |
| 16 | "I'm so ready for Ely to plug things." - Justin | grasswing | 2015-11-18T02:15:39Z |
| 17 | "People are dicks." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-18T02:30:50Z |
| 18 | "We shall never speak of this again." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T01:35:05Z |
| 19 | "I need better mods." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T01:47:48Z |
| 20 | "I could make drugs. I could probably sell drugs!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T01:51:57Z |
| 21 | "You're the absolutely worst person I've ever met." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T01:58:22Z |
| 22 | "Wow! You're sexy!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T02:25:03Z |
| 23 | "The drugs are always worth it." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T02:31:08Z |
| 24 | "The food is the only thing that matters." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-22T02:41:02Z |
| 25 | "Will you stop that downloading right now! You whore!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-25T21:54:09Z |
| 26 | "You whore!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-25T21:59:10Z |
| 27 | "Vagina eyes. I don't know how I feel about them." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-25T22:24:51Z |
| 28 | "If you spare everyone, you don't get any experience." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-11-25T22:38:44Z |
| 29 | "It should be smooth on the outside, And ribbed on the inside ;) " - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2015-11-29T04:40:08Z |
| 30 | "I'm sitting on my floor, 'cause my room mate stole my desk." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-01T23:47:27Z |
| 31 | "And by room mate, I meant my mom." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-01T23:50:48Z |
| 32 | "Good thing I have pants on, right?" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T00:10:42Z |
| 33 | "There's got be a way to catch crabs." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T00:43:28Z |
| 34 | "What do I gotta do? Do I pull this out?" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T00:58:40Z |
| 35 | "I agree that I'm gonna suck at this game." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T01:06:10Z |
| 36 | "Sun damage is sexy!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T01:11:50Z |
| 37 | "I'm the face. That's all I'm good for." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-02T01:22:25Z |
| 38 | "I'm so open to questions and comments and fun." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T22:22:29Z |
| 39 | "Let's make sure my mic isn't in a weird location." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T22:37:22Z |
| 40 | "If I want the tip to be fine, I'll have to lick it." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T23:00:59Z |
| 41 | "Hey, I wanna do something with you today." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T23:11:00Z |
| 42 | "Shut up, Eddie!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T23:51:12Z |
| 43 | "Oh no, it's too thick! I knew it was too thick." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T23:56:24Z |
| 44 | "Shut up, Justin. Mister I wanna hang out with Ely, and then I sleep all day. 'Woooow'. I'm sure that's what you said." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-06T23:59:28Z |
| 45 | "We want it to stay wet." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-07T00:06:37Z |
| 46 | "I got distracted too, but I managed to finish." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-07T23:55:37Z |
| 47 | "Let's do the Jew thing." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-08T23:46:53Z |
| 48 | "This is not the fine tip that I need." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:05:55Z |
| 49 | "What is HCLameston doing?" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:18:31Z |
| 50 | "HCTerribleFriend is playing don't starve?" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:18:39Z |
| 51 | "I don't know how I have 60 quotes, but I'm sure they're all terrible... and not in a good way." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:21:36Z |
| 52 | "I do abuse Eddie. Quite frequently." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:24:08Z |
| 53 | "FU, chat! I didn't want to see you anyway!" | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:31:01Z |
| 54 | "I'm so white!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:36:37Z |
| 55 | "Now I can pick my nose and no one will know." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-09T00:41:32Z |
| 56 | "That mod wall is intense." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-12T23:46:58Z |
| 57 | "there you go, put it, put it in" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2015-12-15T02:37:50Z |
| 58 | "Everyone jizzes." -Elyessi | fischurr | 2015-12-15T03:36:27Z |
| 59 | "So even with no balls you can still give a bish a facial." | fischurr | 2015-12-15T03:39:26Z |
| 60 | "That's the only thing he's good at" | fischurr | 2015-12-15T03:41:29Z |
| 61 | Ely is so huge | fischurr | 2015-12-15T03:42:14Z |
| 62 | "Damn your beautiful eyes." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-18T01:44:49Z |
| 63 | "I get that you're attracted to me. I'm an attractive person." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-18T01:47:20Z |
| 64 | "Can you die already, can you die already. Jesus Christ" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2015-12-19T02:02:34Z |
| 65 | "There's no reason to kill him...but I will anyways" - Elyessi | cptamazing98 | 2015-12-24T03:42:33Z |
| 66 | "I'll throb your cherry." - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-27T23:55:31Z |
| 67 | "Take it, you whore!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-27T23:57:56Z |
| 68 | "Our bodies are fucking weird!" - Ely | grasswing | 2015-12-28T01:29:03Z |
| 69 | "I keep getting face pounded." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-01-03T20:35:25Z |
| 70 | "I don't got anyone underneath me" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-04T01:40:47Z |
| 71 | "yeaahhhh smokin' pot" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-04T01:43:39Z |
| 72 | "Yes lick my toes" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-04T01:58:58Z |
| 73 | "Autoslaves? That's an issue." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-01-08T00:17:21Z |
| 74 | "My driving kills you? Well, I'm a woman. I can't help it." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-01-08T00:50:43Z |
| 75 | "Got some good ol' sawmill weed" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-10T03:12:24Z |
| 76 | "I only go in dry" - Troy | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-10T05:27:27Z |
| 77 | "He needs to at least be 7. Personal preference" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-01-10T05:29:54Z |
| 78 | "Look out for that prostitute she looks suspicious." - Elyessi | elyessi | 2016-01-27T01:33:18Z |
| 79 | "I'm pretty close, I can take this one too" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-02-04T02:28:40Z |
| 80 | "They're all skeletons, that's adorable" -Ely, 2016 | ohpuck | 2016-02-15T03:19:19Z |
| 81 | "Don't eat me, I don't have brains!" - Ely | elyessi | 2016-02-28T02:43:22Z |
| 82 | "Ass sweat is a natural occurrence and happens to everyone" - Ely | iamthevoice | 2016-03-06T01:32:47Z |
| 83 | "Hey Fabio, What do you do for a living? I'd do you for a living" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-03-06T03:54:25Z |
| 84 | "Hey Justin if you burned out on the Wii U should they call it the Wiid U?" - Elyessi | cptamazing98 | 2016-04-09T01:46:35Z |
| 85 | "You don't want to go in the front. You want to go in the back" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-04-09T03:09:30Z |
| 86 | "Fairy you better be a good fairy or I will find you and smack your ass!" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-04-15T03:00:16Z |
| 87 | "It was like a good inch long. It was thin, but it wasn't terribly thin" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-04-16T03:35:42Z |
| 88 | "My balls are egg shaped" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-04-17T02:22:53Z |
| 89 | "You should just go back to your memes, Cpt" - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-05-07T22:29:32Z |
| 90 | "I am, if anything, and absolute pushover." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-07T23:16:07Z |
| 91 | "I'm not good at understanding where things go." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-07T23:21:34Z |
| 92 | "Luke is a brawlwhora" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-05-13T00:48:20Z |
| 93 | "I got crabzz" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-05-13T00:59:27Z |
| 94 | "It's true that I'm overbearing, but I also make food." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-15T19:49:29Z |
| 95 | "You're all jerks. I love you so much." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-15T19:59:21Z |
| 96 | "I really need to upgrade my memory board." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-15T20:00:59Z |
| 97 | "Fight for my entertainment, moderators." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-15T22:50:20Z |
| 98 | "Can you enter through the rear?" - Alex | cptamazing98 | 2016-05-21T02:36:00Z |
| 99 | "My computer is exploding, and it's the worst thing in the world." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-05-22T23:06:51Z |
| 100 | "I feel so dirty. But in a good way." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-05-22T23:39:56Z |
| 101 | "Let me get all up in here." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-05-24T22:18:32Z |
| 102 | "Real people scare me." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-05-24T22:39:35Z |
| 103 | "Why are the police calling aliens?" - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-05-29T23:29:55Z |
| 104 | "I don't like playing with dicks" -Ely | iamthevoice | 2016-05-30T03:43:03Z |
| 105 | "They dead! They really really dead!" - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-06-04T00:03:56Z |
| 106 | "I'm sorry I'm not a beautiful ballerina of the skies." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-06-08T23:29:06Z |
| 107 | "Stop throwing up on me" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-07-11T02:52:42Z |
| 108 | "Just rub his body all over everything shall we Sarah?" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-07-23T02:14:38Z |
| 109 | "Oh my gosh. I just got double teamed and it was NOT in a good way" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-07-23T02:47:10Z |
| 110 | "I have a tool. I'm a tool." - Ely | grasswing | 2016-08-09T22:14:09Z |
| 111 | "It's a little late for religion for me." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-08-21T20:37:49Z |
| 112 | "Is that what the Brits are known for; pulling out?" - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-10-09T22:37:59Z |
| 113 | "Ohh, it looks like a vagina." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2016-10-16T19:09:02Z |
| 114 | "I got another vagina flower" - Ely (Dragon Quest Builders) | cptamazing98 | 2016-10-22T03:58:36Z |
| 115 | "Why are our balls not lit up?" - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2016-11-06T23:06:38Z |
| 116 | "I just got poked I just got poked. Feels so good" - Ely (Smite) | cptamazing98 | 2017-01-26T02:28:30Z |
| 117 | "She's got pretty good tits for someone who's old." - Elyessi | grasswing | 2017-03-12T23:05:16Z |
| 118 | "I'm a whore for copper ore!" | iamthevoice | 2017-06-07T00:11:51Z |
| 119 | "I'm level one. I can't survive a guy riding my butt!" - Ely | drpubbles | 2017-09-07T23:52:24Z |
| 120 | "My stomach is just like... Bubbly" - Ely | drpubbles | 2017-09-19T01:12:54Z |
| 121 | "Whatever! Girls fart too." - Ely | drpubbles | 2017-09-19T01:14:06Z |
| 122 | "I don't know if I want to start my perfect day pooping." - Ely. | drpubbles | 2017-09-19T01:15:44Z |
| 123 | "You guys are sweet. I wasn't fishing for compliments but I will take them." - Ely; while over heated & looking super attractive. | drpubbles | 2017-09-22T03:58:31Z |
| 124 | "She just octopussed all over us!" - Ely. | drpubbles | 2017-09-26T00:26:29Z |
| 125 | "I'm eating away my pain." - Ely, 1st LttP playthrough. | drpubbles | 2017-10-03T23:29:59Z |
| 126 | "Ow! Rocks are hard." - Ely, Zelda LttP. | drpubbles | 2017-10-06T22:37:19Z |
| 127 | "My hair looks super cute todaaaay!" - Ely, while her hair was super cute. | drpubbles | 2017-10-13T22:16:58Z |
| 128 | "I can't help the poop that comes out of my butt. It just happens." Ely, South Park The Fractured But Whole. | drpubbles | 2017-10-17T22:52:03Z |
| 129 | "race and ethnicity, lets go" - ely | drpubbles | 2017-10-22T21:28:33Z |
| 130 | "75% of the time my underwear is on inside out." Ely, Mario Odyssey. | drpubbles | 2017-11-13T00:45:55Z |
| 131 | "I definitely need to spray it with my butt." Ely, Mario Odyssey | drpubbles | 2017-11-13T05:42:12Z |
| 132 | "I look like a penis and I'm angry about it." Ely, Mario Odyssey. | drpubbles | 2017-11-15T23:50:21Z |
| 133 | "Why is it so slippery?" - Ely, Mario Odyssey. | drpubbles | 2017-11-21T01:36:51Z |
| 134 | "Break the law, Kids!. It'll work out!" - Nick Dolce | drpubbles | 2017-12-05T01:23:10Z |
| 135 | "The secret to streaming... Pyjama Pants!" | drpubbles | 2018-01-09T23:48:07Z |
| 136 | If you're going to sit on my lap, you're going to chew on something! | drpubbles | 2018-02-25T18:08:31Z |
| 137 | "Why are you bi- OUCH! Why are you biting me? Ouch ouch oUCH!" - Ely to Aria the puppy. | drpubbles | 2018-03-02T01:32:34Z |
| 138 | "Rar rar rar! You con't stop me! I'm super Aria! Rar rar rar!" - Ely with a puppy on her face. | drpubbles | 2018-03-02T01:33:20Z |
| 139 | "You didn't even come near my body." Ely to Nick during WoW, Apr 2018. | drpubbles | 2018-04-13T01:35:55Z |
| 140 | "You've got moon boobs" - Elyessi, WoW | drpubbles | 2018-04-18T01:09:44Z |
| 141 | "You could have dick bullets." - Elyessi, WoW | drpubbles | 2018-04-18T01:22:11Z |
| 142 | "Look at all that blood! Yum!" - Ely (Assassin's Creed) | cptamazing98 | 2018-12-02T18:47:33Z |
| 143 | "Really? God Damn it France." - Ely | cptamazing98 | 2019-01-02T01:44:32Z |