# Quote Editor Edited
1 BanBanBanBanBan! 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
2 "Does anyone know how to equip balls?" ~DireButt 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
3 <"EERRRRRR hehehehehe my parents loved me." -Direbutt 2014> 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
4 "Eggy bread sounds like communism" - DireDwarf 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
5 "I don't exactly enjoy the outdoors that much." ~Dire 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
6 "Zox has a lot of sacks" ~DireDwarf 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
7 "I"m being nice right now. I don't like it." ~Dire 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
8 "Don't Be Gross, Zox" 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
9 "Fem has to fight me IRL, and if she loses she has to have tiny Fem babies" -Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
10 "There is a LOT of pollution coming outta those things... That's very nice." -DireDwarf 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
11 "The only place alcohol is going, is right here. *pats stomach*" Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
12 "I want the whole... DICK!" - DireDwarf 2015.01.15 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
13 "How was he able to penetrate me so much... Jesus" ~Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
14 "The sun moves! I don't understand it! It's witchcraft." ~Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
15 "Gravy all over the balls. All over them." -Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
16 "Sex the cows! Have sex!" Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
17 "I was out of that conversation 'til you said Fat Baby" ~ DireDwarf 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
18 "I'm like the John Madden of WoW commentary" Dire 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z
19 "Orange juice is made from Orange Nipples" Dire 2015 dwi4 2015-02-15T04:40:38Z
20 "Don't you worry about the size of my balls" ~Dire 2015 dwi4 2015-02-21T00:51:50Z
21 Communists cannot like cheese, it's against their religion bluepyros 2015-02-22T03:23:33Z
22 "When the frogs lick you they take stuff out of your body" -DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-03-19T03:23:21Z
23 "Fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit!" -DireDwarf dwi4 2015-03-31T21:32:35Z
24 "No, I don't like that ocean. Do over." ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-02T01:40:33Z
25 "Did they let you keep the tip?" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-02T02:43:48Z
26 "I want a big man to pick me up and shake me around so my back will pop!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-04T05:30:51Z
27 "My mess is a complete desk right now..." - DireDwarf 2015 nightforge 2015-04-07T04:05:11Z
28 "No I like being slammed! No don't quote me on that" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-08T01:38:36Z
29 "Let's all watch his tears. Everyone point and laugh. Everyone point and laugh!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-08T22:20:15Z
30 "They just use the damn honkey rink" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-11T02:29:51Z
31 "Love is just a kind of moistness. A humidity!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-11T02:33:36Z
32 "[My junk] is protected with plastic! And certified by a U.S. male!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-11T02:59:06Z
33 "Grab Dire's junk!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-12T03:53:37Z
34 "Just grab the food, and put it in your mouth hole! *indiscernible mumbling*" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-12T03:57:21Z
35 "I'll touch your taint shakekiller! Wait what? No." ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-16T02:51:33Z
36 "Oh, he's rubbing it all over me!" ~Dire 2015 kiomadoushi 2015-04-18T01:23:01Z
37 "Just go kill yourselves 'cause we're stuck." ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-18T01:52:46Z
38 "Oh, oh! Wiggle it around like a fish." ~Dire 2015 kiomadoushi 2015-04-18T02:48:16Z
39 "Man this is tight!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-24T04:09:04Z
40 "All you have to do is stick a knife in my ribs!" ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-04-25T03:58:45Z
41 "Come on guys, you all let the drope. The drope? Drope? Jope? JOKE drop" DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-06-07T02:56:37Z
42 "I love how Zox and I simultaneously shat on Hulk." ~DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-06-28T04:09:03Z
43 "Sometimes I just look at one, and I'm just immediately stoned" ~DireDwarf 2015 linkybs 2015-07-12T06:54:36Z
44 "Sometimes it's just fun to just murder--uh, murder hundreds of goblins!" -DireDwarf 2015 dwi4 2015-07-16T02:23:20Z
45 My body is ready...For a pounding - Dire 2015 craigpd 2015-07-17T01:25:59Z
46 "People get mad, they go all like 'Oh my god we just sold people into slavery!' like they have morals or something." ~DireDwarf2015 linkybs 2015-08-07T11:17:14Z
47 "Damn, that's a lot of beavers" - DireDwarf 2015 nightforge 2015-08-16T11:05:59Z
48 "Where is the water thing that makes things not have water?" -DireDwarf, maritime robot hero ladyonyxlp 2015-09-06T06:15:32Z
49 "That sounds like something a girl in high school would say to *** with a guy. And NOT in the fun way." dwi4 2016-02-21T04:07:30Z
50 "He's got like a super soaker when he shoots that thing, like Psssh!!! But like a sandblaster... with plasma." -Dire 2016 kiomadoushi 2016-02-27T02:27:36Z
51 "I want more people to get bangin'!" dwi4 2016-04-17T08:03:15Z
52 It's like Metery, but shitty! dwi4 2016-04-19T05:00:01Z
53 "We left the elderly to explode in the ship." dwi4 2016-04-24T01:00:28Z
54 "Milk or cereal first? Ew, cereal first! Who would put milk first, a communist?" -DireDwarf 2016 dwi4 2016-05-20T00:01:46Z
55 "Oh, I'm drunk! I forgot about that." -DireDwarf 2016 dwi4 2016-05-22T05:25:08Z
56 "Butts butts. butts butts butts." -Dire 2014 linkybs 2016-06-03T06:20:29Z
57 "Nope, gotta shut the door 'cause someone will come in and try to sleep with me." ~DireDwarf 2016 dwi4 2016-06-12T06:13:56Z
58 "I don't remember putting a penis here." ~DireDwarf 29 June 2016 dwi4 2016-06-30T04:35:50Z
59 "OH SHIT! ... That was, um... on purpose..." -Dire 2016 kiomadoushi 2016-07-04T01:26:54Z
60 "Wow, he got me HARD!" ~DireDwarf 2016 linkybs 2016-07-12T03:14:13Z
61 "You could kill FOUR small children with that much kibble." dwi4 2016-07-16T07:04:20Z
62 "You guys are awesome, can I say that? Well too bad, I'm saying that. You guys are awesome." ~DireDwarf 16 July 2016 dwi4 2016-07-16T07:25:12Z
63 "I said STRIP HIM. Now BURY HIM. Geez Val." DireDwarf 15 July 2016 dwi4 2016-07-16T07:29:16Z
64 "Heyyyy, you wanna fuck?" ~DireDwarf | 23 July 2016 dwi4 2016-07-23T07:52:44Z
65 "The small Korean girl is my spirit animal, apparently." ~DireDwarf 11 August 2016 dwi4 2016-08-11T23:40:44Z
66 "Wanna come down here and see my hole? LOOK AT MY HOLE!" ~DireDwarf 11/21/2016 7 Days to Die linkybs 2016-11-22T06:34:33Z
67 "Eat that whole zombie! - DireDwarf 2016" princesscarline 2016-12-03T08:15:42Z
68 "You're a monster SBL - DireDwarf 2016" princesscarline 2016-12-09T10:57:49Z
69 "How about you go suck a bag of dicks?" -DireDwarf 2017 dwi4 2017-01-07T07:39:48Z
70 "I would have given you herpes" - DireDwarf 2017 princesscarline 2017-01-11T02:15:04Z
71 "It's a boring dickslap" DireDwarf 2017 dwi4 2017-01-11T06:21:17Z
72 "It's a little stiff. I think that thing pushes under there" breonnagy 2017-03-17T00:27:38Z
73 "I guess Pause is getting it tonight" - DireDwarf 2017 crysyn 2017-04-13T06:46:13Z
74 "My booty hole got double teamed." -DireDwarf 2017 dwi4 2017-05-13T05:37:08Z
75 "I'm serious now, my pants are off and I got a bag of twizzlers" - Talon 2017 princesscarline 2017-05-18T00:44:05Z
76 "Bag's ass is pretty good too" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-01-21T05:23:03Z
77 "Please don't kiss my cloaca" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-01-25T09:10:54Z
78 "A dick, but a well-made dick" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-01-28T10:54:36Z
79 "She likes to make me eat the pickles" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-05-16T05:59:05Z
80 "I would chicken BBQ a baby" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-09-14T04:36:14Z
81 "The love is there, it's just hidden behind the fingers" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-09-14T06:11:57Z
82 "I don't know how long genocide takes" - DireDwarf 2019 princesscarline 2019-11-21T08:58:24Z