darkphanQuotes
# Quote Editor Edited
1 "I used to mess around with John smith" 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
2 "Sometimes you need to refresh when that happens, not that you can hear me." -dark 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
3 "Oh yeah, Kinka has such a mean streak when pissed." -SirBartonsLady 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
4 "Get your gun and shoot that baby!" -Crysyn 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
5 "It's just children, you can make more." -DireDwarf 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
6 "Wow you're awesome. /s" - dark 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
7 "It's totes cray." -Kingnewbs 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
8 "Eff my life." -dark reading Mizzle II storyline. 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
9 "your facecam whilst cool is feckin creepy" -GoddessAphrael 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
10 "I might have fallen down..." -Honney | "AGAIN?!" -Pak 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
11 "My shift key didn't go down on me." -dark 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
12 "I think I can blow him" - KingNewbs, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
13 "HEY I CLAIMED QUOTE THIRTEEN YOU JERK" -Kirby 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
14 "Oh wow!" -dark | "What did you eat?" -KingNewbs | "I ate you!" -dark | "DON'T EAT ME!!!!" -KingNewbs 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
15 "I don't care if there are viruses, I'll save them." -dark updating Java 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
16 "The size does not matter." -Mish 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
17 "Here comes the gas!" -dark 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
18 "How about we all shut up and let him play :z" -Legacyisreal 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
19 "Did you shoot me?" -dark ; "Not by accident." -KingNewbs 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
20 I may suck at killing people but I look good doing it! 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
21 "OH OH OH LADY YOU LIED TO ME! She said shift to go faster in a boat!" -Honney ; "HON! You know better!" - Pak 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
22 "Aren't you guys cute with your belief that you're first" - SBL 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
23 "aburger what are you doing to that donkey?!" -dark 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
24 "While Captain is getting loaded..." -Dark, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
25 "I'm not afraid of you much." - Dark 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
26 "Coebot doesn't cheat much." -Dark, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
27 "I don't think Captain ever expected me to make working car lifts. *flicks lever* *game crash* " -Dark, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
28 "Lol @Darkphan you should have kept the hole and made it a [Mish]door" -Misty, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
29 "They won't get close, even if I have to beat them with my own head!" -KingNewbs, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
30 "When I broke your head." -Miheyu, 2014 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
31 "I kind of enjoy getting destroyed" -Pungence 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
32 "Inventory pls" -Dark, 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
33 "You gotta think smarter than the block sometimes." -Dark 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
34 "I can take all the balls" - Miheyu 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
35 "How do you spell snide?" -Crysyn, 2014, said while typing it and hitting Enter 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
36 "I put a thing into a thing and [things exploded.]" -dark, 2015 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z
37 "Don't question it, just enjoy it." -dark 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-02-09T19:46:12Z
38 "I'm peeking at this 'storage device.'" -dark 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-02-11T02:51:11Z
39 "OOoooohhhhhh... niiice." -CaptainQ 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-02-25T03:15:51Z
40 "KingNewbs becoming KingBewbs?" ~GoddessAphrael 2015 linkybs 2015-03-11T06:18:51Z
41 "I am the one who quotes." -Kinka 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:24:26Z
42 "The worst part was the nurse that had to do the shaving." - dark 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:24:44Z
43 "Yes, I'll be biologically female." - KingNewbs 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:25:01Z
44 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:25:17Z
45 "I think I'm at an adequate size" - darkphan 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:25:34Z
46 "Who's confused?" -CaptainQ; "You are! Always asking what time it is." -KingNewbs; "Oh ok." -CaptainQ kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:25:51Z
47 "You won't get banned for dying JUST yet!" -Dark, 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-11T06:26:57Z
48 "Eight hours? No wonder my butt's sore" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-03-11T08:10:07Z
49 "I was going to do 10 minutes, but forever is powerful" -Kinkajou 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-12T02:22:31Z
50 "How many days?" -CaptainQ ; "Yes." -dark 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-03-23T02:14:34Z
51 "Make sure to go to the control tab and set the insertion rate up higher" - Miheyu 2015 kingnewbs 2015-04-07T04:41:00Z
52 "You had Diamond in my Reactor Hole!" Darkphan 2015 linkybs 2015-04-07T06:01:43Z
53 "Yeah, you get laid." -KingNewbs, 2015 mrkirbyxiii 2015-04-07T08:04:27Z
54 "I always love me a good chest." ~Darkphan 2015 linkybs 2015-05-05T04:10:47Z
55 "Yeah, suck it, dildo!" KingNewbs 2015 linkybs 2015-06-09T07:13:33Z
56 "OHHH Did I just punch myself?!?!" - KingNewbs, 2015 mrkirbyxiii 2015-07-06T06:22:05Z
57 "We got plenty of meat to stick in 'em" ~darkphan 2015 linkybs 2015-07-13T07:56:36Z
58 "Aww man that's not fair, you can't put poo in the fridge!" sirbartonslady 2015-07-22T04:30:02Z
59 "My dinger stopped working" -Darkphan 2015 mistyxautumn 2015-07-25T09:46:38Z
60 Darkphan: "I'm just thinking about how big we can make it." - 2015 kingnewbs 2015-08-15T05:20:43Z
61 "You are bigger than this rock!" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-08-24T03:22:18Z
62 "Don't heal, I'm trying to kill you!!" ~Darkphan 2015 linkybs 2015-09-02T06:52:46Z
63 "I'm gonna go deeper into this hole." - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-03T06:32:19Z
64 "You gotta put it in front!" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-04T06:00:55Z
65 "I must be a butt" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-06T06:34:48Z
66 "I hate poppin' out all the chatz" - Miheyu 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-07T04:25:11Z
67 You're not a fan of digital... Well digital is not a fan of you" - Dark mishanangel 2015-09-08T02:57:30Z
68 "Why won't it let me pull it out?" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-08T06:43:22Z
69 "And then you stick your thingy in it." - KingNewbs 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-13T09:38:57Z
70 "Ohhhh, it's growin! It's almost there!" - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-16T06:09:34Z
71 "Out of curiosity, let's pull these out and throw them in here." - Darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-09-28T05:30:42Z
72 "Ohhh, I saw somebody hop on!" - darkphan 2015 kingnewbs 2015-10-10T05:11:20Z
73 "TWITCH SENIOR DISCOUNT HYPE!" - sugbearsam 2015 crysyn 2015-10-11T04:56:03Z
74 "I seem to have made off with your paper stack, I'll give you some back." - CaptainQ 2015 crysyn 2015-10-11T07:03:17Z
75 "It can only be done once, and it's gonna take five psychos" - CaptainQ 2015 kingnewbs 2015-10-20T06:27:58Z
76 "Click on your face!" "No, click on YOUR face!" -King, dark, 2015 mrkirbyxiii 2015-10-20T08:39:55Z
77 "Come over here and punch baby Dead in the face." -dark, 2015 mrkirbyxiii 2015-10-21T05:18:19Z
78 "Luckily I am no man!" - KingNewbs 2015 kingnewbs 2015-10-26T08:37:13Z
79 "BIGGER!!" - BrownFairy 2015 kingnewbs 2015-10-31T06:36:43Z
80 "I need to love on her when she comes in the bedroom" - kinkajou 2015 kingnewbs 2015-10-31T06:56:02Z
81 "It isn't always the size of the chest." - force_fmd 2015 kingnewbs 2015-11-01T07:27:47Z
82 "One of the most impressive things I have seen" - Salmissra3 2015 kingnewbs 2015-11-06T07:14:01Z
83 "I probably only touch my mobile once or twice a month." - Salmissra3 2015 kingnewbs 2015-11-06T08:16:06Z
84 "If dark kills me, all I have to say is that it wouldn't be the first time." - CaptainQ 2015 kinkajou1015 2015-11-19T04:38:08Z
85 "BOOYA GRANMA!" - CaptainQ 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T07:59:55Z
86 "You guys kiss!" - Darkphan 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:00:33Z
87 "Where do I stick my package at?" ~Darkphan 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:00:50Z
88 "No wonder I can't sleep, I'm trying to sleep on toast!!" ~Darkphan 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:06:27Z
89 "Woah, watch that hole!" - Darkphan 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:06:41Z
90 "What an IDIOT." -dark 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:06:44Z
91 "Let me throw my seeds in there." - Darkphan 2015 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:06:50Z
92 "Is that what everyone says at the start of my streams: Oh dear goodness, it's dark!" -darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:06:59Z
93 "I'm right on top of... oh my god..." - dark 2016 in Obscurity with Pakratt at 1FPS lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:05Z
94 "I CAN MOVE!" - dark and Pak 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:11Z
95 "They slowly died... fastly" ~Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:19Z
96 "What's the worse that could happen?" -dark ; "We saw it." -Pak 2016 referring to Sheepocolypse lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:25Z
97 "I have maybe an hour in me." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:31Z
98 "I will carry my big stick." -dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:38Z
99 "BLUE!? What? I don't even!" -dark playing The Witness 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:44Z
100 "I am the ph f-word" - darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:07:57Z
101 "If you dont like that King, well suck it" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:04Z
102 "I couldn't reach the beaver, but then I knelt down and I could reach him" - KingNewbs 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:09Z
103 "Oh, red frog on your butt!" -KingNewbs 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:15Z
104 "It's weird that it was backed up." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:20Z
105 "Let me take my pants off." -Pak 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:24Z
106 "GET OUTTA THAT HOLE!" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:28Z
107 "I tapped that for power" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:32Z
108 "You need a special Enderman head for that" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:37Z
109 "Get your face punched by a face" - Brainless Troll 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:40Z
110 "Let's see if we can turn on a couple Phans..." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:44Z
111 *opens door, sees zombie closes door* "There's somebody at the door for you." -dark to CaptainQ 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:47Z
112 "The bottom IS blue!" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:52Z
113 "You guys need a Kinka head" - Kinkajou1015 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:08:56Z
114 "All it takes is a little bit of wood." -Tydeesigns 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:00Z
115 "Screw Etho." -Tydeesigns 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:03Z
116 "He would've felt the bottom..." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:10Z
117 "I can't jump anymore. I've got my pants off." -Pak 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:13Z
118 "Zero, you're mod in name only, and an annoyance" -Pak 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:16Z
119 "I may have just made a hole in the water right there." - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:09:21Z
120 "How am I gonna do this? He won't take all the weight." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:16:32Z
121 "He just simply can't hold it all." - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:16:41Z
122 "Do I have to take my pants off?" - Pakratt 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:16:46Z
123 "We'll just manually place the bits in the holes." ~Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:16:52Z
124 "You last six times as long as I do basically." - Pak ; "Yeah." - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:00Z
125 "How do I make a crafting table if I can't make a crafting table?" - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:08Z
126 Darkphan & Kingnewbs, THEY FIGHT CRIME! lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:16Z
127 "Dangit! No tramp stamps!" ~Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:22Z
128 "Look at all these balls flying everywhere!" King 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:27Z
129 "I could have two generaties feeding it" Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:32Z
130 "I'll try not to spook your monkey." - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:38Z
131 "I'll tank it, you spank it." - Aro 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:21:54Z
132 "Do you have something to put in 'im?" ~Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:03Z
133 "Oops, I looked at the horse!" -dark 2016 after the horse took damage. lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:10Z
134 "Everything's jiggling like crazy" ~Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:16Z
135 "OMG there's a Mammoth inside me" -King 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:23Z
136 "Just poke it with your guy." - Aro 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:28Z
137 "I lost it all when the tip came in" - BrownFairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:22:34Z
138 "Dark did your beaver get some good wood?" - Aro 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:23:26Z
139 "Well that's huge." - LinkyBS 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:23:31Z
140 "It's about adventure, tech, and changing your pants every few minutes." -Dark 2014, describing the MC Karma mod. lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:23:38Z
141 "Alright, I'm going to go try and keep this out of my nightmares now" - Miheyu 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:23:45Z
142 "Oh jeez these things are so long!" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:08Z
143 "Siri, remind me to make a penis tower on ARK." - Kingnewbs 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:14Z
144 "This Tootsie Pop's thick!" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:20Z
145 "Man that thing's huge" - Batastrophe 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:25Z
146 "Just had the Something Big is Here music" - Aro 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:32Z
147 "I got off and the guy decided to just walk away" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:39Z
148 "It's not as big as I thought it was" "Yeah feels a lot smaller when we're on these big creatures." -King to Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:49Z
149 "Excuse me while I finish off this Nutty Bar right quick" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:24:58Z
150 "Just stick it in, quick! He's going down!" - Aro 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:25:08Z
151 "Stop playing with your balls, Dark." - Batastrophe 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:26:02Z
152 "I'm not getting pizza from the pickle man. " ~KingNewbs 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:26:22Z
153 "Do you think I should come around underneath?" - Darkphan 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-19T08:26:29Z
154 "Did you get her a car yet?" - Miheyu 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-05-21T04:05:42Z
155 "They need a booty slider." - Kitty 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-21T05:24:02Z
156 "You're lucky I care about you." - dark 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-05-27T04:11:26Z
157 "Where's the hole? I can never find the hole. Somebody show me where the hole is." - King 2016 lord_aro 2016-05-31T09:30:24Z
158 "Just a couple minutes with Backseat takin' the load." - Darkphan 2016 kingnewbs 2016-06-01T06:57:57Z
159 "What am I gonna do with all this cemen.... ting paste?" - Darkphan 2016 kingnewbs 2016-06-02T09:10:17Z
160 "I can probably squeeze some out from somewhere" ~Darkphan 2016 linkybs 2016-06-09T04:45:40Z
161 "It's like a weird birdbath that hurts your eyes when you look at it." - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-10T07:42:49Z
162 "Game do not disconnect on me now." *AT&T says eff you and the Pteranodon you flew in on by disconnecting the entire internet* - dark 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-06-11T05:49:27Z
163 "Will you wipe my booty" - Kinka 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-16T06:41:34Z
164 "Get it in the crack!" - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-17T07:00:40Z
165 "Mine looks like a marshmallow right now." - dark 2016 brownfairy 2016-06-17T07:15:01Z
166 "Quote that quote, quote it!" - Kinka 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-17T07:15:04Z
167 "I love Twilight!" - Tydeesigns 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-17T07:17:09Z
168 "So close." "So closer!" - Ty, Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-17T07:29:02Z
169 "Time to sleep, 'nighty folks. *dark goes offline cause ISP* and I'm taking dark with me!" -Aro 2016 brownfairy 2016-06-20T06:30:35Z
170 "Just super freaked out because who knows how long it was just sitting in my pants" - Kittychanley talking about a spider 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-06-22T04:50:05Z
171 "Your head's on backwards." "That's the way I roll." - Bata to Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-06-22T05:15:44Z
172 "Same way I do it. Insanity is but an address on the mental street I live on." - CaptainQ 2016 brownfairy 2016-06-24T03:05:23Z
173 "yeahhh bata, suck it! :p" - Brownfairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-02T01:05:58Z
174 "You broke my hat!" - CaptainQ 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-03T05:42:47Z
175 "suck it, aro! Kappa" - Brownfairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-04T01:59:41Z
176 "Dang it, was gonna give a quote but the butt isn't here!" - BrownFairy 2016 cause Coebot wasn't in chat. brownfairy 2016-07-06T04:32:39Z
177 "If this is a Wither..." Breaks block, Wither spawns. - Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-09T05:57:30Z
178 "Do I need to give it to you again?" "Possibly" - King to Dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-13T04:54:00Z
179 "Wonder if I can take my pants off before the song is over." - dark 2016 brownfairy 2016-07-18T05:31:06Z
180 "Is that your skin or are you wearing something?" - King 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-19T07:51:06Z
181 "I'll give some donus bogephans!" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-07-20T05:00:38Z
182 "I made a mistake! Oh, I killed the mistake!" - darkphan 2016 while killing a baby zombie brownfairy 2016-07-26T05:45:49Z
183 "Ok from the back angle this guy looks like he's super well endowed!" - Lapis Lauri 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-02T03:25:51Z
184 "I took ALL the sausage. Gotta pay the bills somehow." - Darkphan 2016 kingnewbs 2016-08-05T05:51:14Z
185 "Hate you!" - Batastrophe to dark 2016 when he gets blown up by Irish Luck Blocks brownfairy 2016-08-11T03:47:05Z
186 "And for that I'm gunna put a block in your face and break it!" - Famous last words of dark to King before they died 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-11T04:40:05Z
187 "Take all your clothes off and love each other." -KingNewbs 2016 brownfairy 2016-08-11T04:50:02Z
188 "I think Bata needs to explore some irish luck blocks" - Madkat03 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-18T05:44:51Z
189 "dark is a ladies man now that his daughter is not here to judge him." - Kinka 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-08-20T01:09:37Z
190 "I no longer like this modpack!" - runwyld 2016 (we gonna die) lord_aro 2016-08-20T03:13:42Z
191 "We came, we saw, he died a bit." - runwyld 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-20T05:46:32Z
192 "Gimme your wood! - Lapis_Lauri 2016 brownfairy 2016-08-23T03:17:51Z
193 "OMFG want" - Lauri 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-08-23T04:06:13Z
194 "Don't lie to the people, you were born before there were timezones" - bata 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-29T05:34:48Z
195 "I think so Aro....but don't quote me on it." - Ashiescorner 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-31T03:57:55Z
196 "Ash, its you. You ALWAYS get quoted." - gamergirlicy 2016 lord_aro 2016-08-31T04:00:30Z
197 "Sleep makes slaves of us all." - King; "If sleeping makes me a slave. Whip me harder master!" - Kinkajou 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-09-04T17:52:51Z
198 "Nothing like man meat to fill your belly" ~TheLazyStalker linkybs 2016-09-08T05:01:44Z
199 "I'm not going to die once" - dark, before 43 deaths 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-09T06:54:01Z
200 "XD Kinka says the darndest things sometimes" - log4c 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-10T04:33:47Z
201 "I'm so beefy!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 kingnewbs 2016-09-11T05:04:21Z
202 "Rain down your dragony awesome on me." - Runwyld 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-16T04:21:58Z
203 "tickle their toes and kill them until they die" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-17T03:52:23Z
204 "And you thought he was creepy a minute ago." - X_eroz ; "I'm always creepy. Always. ALWAYS!" - Kinka 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-09-20T04:18:36Z
205 "people i killed revlo! read me read me read ME!!!" - BrownFairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-22T04:56:18Z
206 "Your wand looks incredibly impressive!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-27T03:35:37Z
207 "Blame dark, he mishandled his scepter." - Lapis_Lauri 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-27T03:41:41Z
208 "Hey rubwyld!" - fluffycouchpotato 2016 lord_aro 2016-09-27T04:04:10Z
209 "Don't P while you're shifting." - darkphan to lapis_lauri 2016 brownfairy 2016-09-27T04:14:25Z
210 "I can't pull my tool out." - darkphan 2016 brownfairy 2016-09-28T02:54:05Z
211 "Too many holes!" "All of the holes, every single one." - Bata & Q 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-08T00:17:49Z
212 "i dont know how to fix aro BibleThump" - BrownFairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-08T00:17:54Z
213 "Dark be throwing his pants at Lauri." - Gosh_doggett 2016 brownfairy 2016-10-08T02:04:55Z
214 "Ooooh I know where he's going to stick it!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-09T02:31:17Z
215 "i punch people in the face irl, you know." - BrownFairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-16T05:11:34Z
216 "I'm gunna die before I get over there to die." - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-19T03:14:31Z
217 "Oh wait! Oh this isn't! Oh! Oh that's not a green block! It was a head!" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-22T08:27:21Z
218 "wb trick... you dogephan thief you. " - MommaPeach 2016 brownfairy 2016-10-23T03:01:03Z
219 "Yeahh, I sword you in the face!" - darkphan 2016 brownfairy 2016-10-26T03:36:49Z
220 "Loose Lips Sink Dogephan ships!" - misspoltergeist 2016 lord_aro 2016-10-31T03:18:29Z
221 "Loose lips make great fart bubbles." - Rallias 2016 brownfairy 2016-10-31T03:20:19Z
222 "Why is it so huge?! That's what she said!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 kinkajou1015 2016-11-13T18:32:55Z
223 "My balls are broken!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 brownfairy 2016-11-25T02:36:51Z
224 "Ditches are the new roads!" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-07T08:02:27Z
225 "if you shake it more than three times you're playing with it." - kingnewbs 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-09T00:02:24Z
226 "lolol a hardhat and undies.." - BrownFairy 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-15T01:47:04Z
227 "hmmm like a full size anime girl pillow?" -Crystalstar 2016 brownfairy 2016-12-16T06:21:01Z
228 "I stole your butt!" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-16T08:38:33Z
229 "I am such a wuss." -Tydeesigns 2016 sirbartonslady 2016-12-18T07:07:51Z
230 "Oh no, he gots a gun!" -dark 2016 skeleton with a gun brownfairy 2016-12-21T07:18:23Z
231 "Something something rum, something something balls ;p" - mommapeach72 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-21T07:24:34Z
232 "Darkness is really dark, dark!" - runwyld 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-23T05:34:46Z
233 "I hear you, you're naked." - dark 2016 lord_aro 2016-12-25T04:48:37Z
234 "How do you pull your tool out again?" - darkphan 2017 brownfairy 2017-01-04T04:16:36Z
235 "Yaaaassss, bi***!" - KingNewb 2017 brownfairy 2017-01-04T08:09:16Z
236 "Was that a reach-around with the tethers?" - dark 2016 lord_aro 2017-01-04T08:16:28Z
237 "There's a wiki on the github" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-01-07T02:40:39Z
238 "Suck it Darkphan!" - darkphan 2017 lord_aro 2017-01-07T02:44:06Z
239 "I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Base Jumping!" - KingNewbs 2017 https://www.twitch.tv/darkphan/v/112297045 kingnewbs 2017-01-08T02:40:15Z
240 "Let me pop this loose again" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-01-11T22:54:07Z
241 "Unlike you, this darkphan has issues... er, different issues... LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT!" - CaptainQ 2017 sirbartonslady 2017-01-15T03:43:44Z
242 "Oh it made it bigger! That's not what I wanted!!" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-01-18T04:32:41Z
243 "Pollute the planet!" - Miheyu 2017 lord_aro 2017-01-24T06:33:38Z
244 "Can you eat sweet sweet darkphan meat?" - king 2017 lord_aro 2017-01-31T05:58:05Z
245 "I love your base. I like the big foundation." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 kingnewbs 2017-02-03T02:26:10Z
246 "Are we married now? I'm gonna go through your boxes and pilfer them." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 kingnewbs 2017-02-03T02:29:36Z
247 "All right, I gotta figure out a good place to stick it." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 kingnewbs 2017-02-03T03:42:53Z
248 "I took his heart out of his butt!" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-02-03T06:25:09Z
249 "I've had worse than human meat in my mouth" - Miheyu 2017 kingnewbs 2017-02-07T05:28:00Z
250 "It's called droppin' the curtain." - Miheyu 2017 lord_aro 2017-02-07T05:53:47Z
251 "We're going to need a chest for body parts." - Dark playing Invasion MC 2017 lord_aro 2017-03-23T06:12:32Z
252 "If I wasn't so busy, I'd be doing something!" - Miheyu miheyu 2017-04-22T22:42:40Z
253 "I don't know where that's coming from." "a gun Kappa" - dark, Avidya 2017 lord_aro 2017-05-05T05:54:48Z
254 ":O Punish me!!!!" - Mommap 2017 lord_aro 2017-05-06T04:44:02Z
255 "Nobody is safe on the internet!" - Runwyld 2017 lord_aro 2017-05-23T01:35:08Z
256 "For science, take off your armor." "You havn't payed enough for that." - Lapis to dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-05-31T02:40:14Z
257 "Happy meals on me ya'll" - Avidya 2017 lord_aro 2017-06-02T05:00:33Z
258 "That's some major wood." - mommapeach72 2017 brownfairy 2017-06-19T05:04:27Z
259 "It was for Uncle Sam, the famous Bulgarian war hero." -generikb 2017 kinkajou1015 2017-07-05T06:20:52Z
260 "Did I not smart?" - darkphan 2017 while placing blocks brownfairy 2017-07-08T07:12:32Z
261 "Run, I thought we were besties!" - Welsknight 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-09T04:35:53Z
262 "Ohhh... I like butts." - mommapeach72 2017 brownfairy 2017-07-10T04:48:10Z
263 "Bathroom camper, I knew we were gonna kill one tonight!" - Lauri 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-19T02:42:58Z
264 "Wait 'til run sees my guy." "I've seen your guy!" - dark, run 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-23T03:40:34Z
265 "Found your body, I think. Oh that's a rabbit." "How can you confuse a human body for a rabbit?" - dark, bata 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-24T12:17:30Z
266 "I'm in this one's butt" - bata 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-26T05:41:14Z
267 "Can you totally ride dat?" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-26T09:58:33Z
268 "i dont mind grinding ;)" - Crysyn 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-26T10:02:06Z
269 "I was going to bonk something but there's no creatures around!" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-29T11:23:56Z
270 "I got him! Oh he broke my pants!" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-07-29T11:39:55Z
271 "I'll take a Nitwit burger." - Runwyld 2017 lord_aro 2017-08-01T03:27:49Z
272 "when you make yer gramma make it, with threats lol" - DireDwarf 2017 lord_aro 2017-08-16T00:07:08Z
273 "i am laghing my * off" - dark narrator 2017 lord_aro 2017-08-25T01:46:15Z
274 "It's all good!" *runwyld hit the ground too hard* 2017 lord_aro 2017-08-27T05:44:32Z
275 "You cant use the thing created because of me On me :P" - Crysyn 2017 lord_aro 2017-09-01T05:45:19Z
276 "It's a beautiful hole." - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-09-05T02:15:13Z
277 "OMG Darkphan you are doing it wrong!" - Darkphan 2017 crysyn 2017-09-06T04:14:53Z
278 "You can make some trump remover..." - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-09-07T04:08:45Z
279 "What's this white stuff?" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-09-12T06:42:25Z
280 "I can't get to the back side to rotate it the other way" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-09-15T06:52:50Z
281 "I don't know where to look, I feel like I'm violating him." - Runwyld 2017 lord_aro 2017-09-19T01:03:09Z
282 "Is it me or do the ball things look larger than normal?" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-10-17T04:45:06Z
283 "I'm debating on something." - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-10-19T03:43:08Z
284 "I shot people, I'm happy!" - CaptainQ 2017 lord_aro 2017-10-21T03:43:32Z
285 "I want a KingNewbs Hoe!" - Lapis_Lauri 2017 lord_aro 2017-10-22T00:43:17Z
286 "That's not what goes there!" "That's what goes there!" - king, dark 2017 arch1109 2017-10-24T04:48:35Z
287 "I make sure to thourghly break Minecraft when I do break it" - LadyCaprinet, after breaking the subserver 2017 lord_aro 2017-10-25T03:27:44Z
288 "See where I'm at? Almost below me." - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-10-27T03:52:02Z
289 "We're doing this Hooligan Style!" - Lapis_Lauri 2017 kingnewbs 2017-11-02T03:40:31Z
290 "There's some invisible guys here, do you see that?" - dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-02T05:00:46Z
291 "Did I get him in the face?" "I dropped mine on his face!" - king, dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-07T05:32:49Z
292 "He just bought the newest Tom's Clancy." - Crysyn 2017 kingnewbs 2017-11-08T05:53:39Z
293 "we might need it on the way out if we accidentally live" - Gortok 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-14T06:49:54Z
294 "I just pull it out, swing, and put it away." - king 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-15T06:40:36Z
295 "Tell me how did you get lucky with a cow!" - run 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-17T02:53:03Z
296 "vhnjm,ˆjnkm, mˆ∆k,jkm0oliok,." - AlluraAngel 2017 lord_aro 2017-11-19T04:59:11Z
297 "You can make a massive log" - Darkphan 2017 kingnewbs 2017-12-07T07:54:33Z
298 "i am a psycho" - crissyfox 2017 lord_aro 2017-12-08T08:14:28Z
299 "what if you could become someone else by decapitating them and wearing their head like darkphan does" - Yuudaari 2017 lord_aro 2017-12-27T05:11:34Z
300 "my life's not that difficult, I'm looking at twitter with one hand and holding the button down on the mouse with the other" "is that what the kids call it these days?" - king, dark 2017 lord_aro 2017-12-28T12:06:12Z
301 "#TreeUpDaButt" - RootedJay 2017 brownfairy 2017-12-30T03:54:14Z
302 "now to remove my pants..." - dark 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-04T02:04:40Z
303 "sorry...I just got upset and I HAD to pee on your drive" - Tydeesigns 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-04T05:31:33Z
304 "being forced onto darkphan Kreygasm " - Tydeesigns 2018 brownfairy 2018-01-04T05:50:55Z
305 "Gotta get that Mooshroom. I just need to make a noose!" - KingNewbs 2018 kingnewbs 2018-01-04T07:48:22Z
306 "I do personally enjoy something slightly harder." - reninsane 2018 kingnewbs 2018-01-04T08:47:50Z
307 "no no I'm buck naked, and I'm gonna do this!" - King 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-04T09:01:36Z
308 "Righto, Cuddle Patch here! Ready and willing!" - king 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-05T09:46:21Z
309 "I love the lit balls" Momma 2018 zapdos26 2018-01-07T05:27:42Z
310 "You're name, russ_rulz; you're name." - KingNewbs, 2018 koredahaiyatto 2018-01-09T09:17:46Z
311 "I'm like 99% white boy" - Runwyld 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-10T02:51:44Z
312 "We're working on going to the between lands so we can find a rubber tree, so we can get to the next stage." "And none of that is an innuendo!" - dark, king 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-10T09:15:15Z
313 "boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a body bag" - aro 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-15T02:34:35Z
314 "It wouldn't let me F!" "I hate when they won't let you F" - Dark, WholesaleVirus 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-17T05:24:04Z
315 “Why don’t you go cry somewhere else so I can get my stuff” - Darkphan, 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-17T07:21:06Z
316 "I'm not mad about the tea bagging, I'm mad about the vest!" - WholesaleVirus 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-24T04:08:18Z
317 "these dang fartatees!" - dark 2018 lord_aro 2018-01-29T07:20:29Z
318 "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 arch1109 2018-02-08T06:01:46Z
319 "wow, so we just had to go back to the nether for safety" - king 2018 (Forever Stranded Lost Souls) lord_aro 2018-02-09T06:54:39Z
320 "glhf and may the chicken be ever in your dinner" - subv3rsion 2018 lord_aro 2018-02-12T02:52:32Z
321 "if you want them to put out to a specific side, take them to dinner first (at least)" - BigAl607 2018 lord_aro 2018-02-20T08:07:27Z
322 "That's a mountain to me D: that's an inch and a bit more than I got all winter" - LadyCaprinet 2018 lord_aro 2018-03-01T07:45:39Z
323 "and then I found out I couldn't keep on putting wood in to you anyways, you wouldn't keep my wood dark!" - Crysyn 2018 lord_aro 2018-03-13T23:02:50Z
324 "I could be wrong :P " *world breaks* - Firstnecron 2018 lord_aro 2018-03-15T01:41:02Z
325 "I'm all yours, if you can afford me." - Aro 2018 brownfairy 2018-05-11T03:39:54Z
326 "Genny the Booger Eater" - gennyb 2018 lord_aro 2018-05-21T01:35:26Z
327 "How do I drop a cow?" - genny 2018 lord_aro 2018-05-26T01:17:38Z
328 "who needs bankok when you have darkphan!" - totally not scared genny 2018 lord_aro 2018-06-02T02:00:20Z
329 "don't shoot the earwig! what are you, nuts!?" - crysyn 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-07T03:35:23Z
330 "i had nachos for lunch soo....probaby some fart night later" - generikb 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-09T07:33:47Z
331 "I've stll got a few years until I hit 50." - Darkphan 2001 kingnewbs 2018-08-09T08:08:08Z
332 "I'm still chopping up Q!" - king 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-10T08:03:48Z
333 "Watch me hit that thing and get sucked into that." - Darkphan 2018 kingnewbs 2018-08-22T11:18:05Z
334 "I'm an assault babysitter" - ahos490 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-28T04:24:52Z
335 "I've got a whole big barrel of lube over here." - Darkphan 2018 kingnewbs 2018-08-28T05:59:31Z
336 "Its great come into the channel to watch game play and darkphan is pooping" - Kerellian 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-30T08:04:02Z
337 "PauseUnPause? *takes drag of cigarette* I haven't heard that name in years" - genny 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-31T01:30:56Z
338 "in the title on my screen it looks like Skyfactory middle finger ...." - kerellian 2018 lord_aro 2018-08-31T04:43:59Z
339 "walk in to see the darkphan cleaning up a black and white mess of cuteness" - AshiesCorner 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-04T04:24:14Z
340 "everyone needs one good quote" - Aetherwolf76 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-04T04:44:52Z
341 "Im gonna get some in a second lol" - ladyC 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-04T04:49:35Z
342 "I hear BDSM is a pretty fun mod for "private" use Kappa" - funwayguy 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-13T06:28:14Z
343 "are you trying to shoot me in the head brownfairy?!" "it was an accident!!!" - dark, bf 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-15T03:59:12Z
344 "they're pulsating!" - dark 2018 lord_aro 2018-09-22T06:16:57Z
345 "bah. i wanted the slave job" - peptwist 2018 lord_aro 2018-10-27T03:14:24Z
346 "OMG i ate my baby owl" - lapis_lauri 2018 lord_aro 2018-11-13T03:31:48Z
347 "I'm a sucky vampire, ok?!" - dark 2018 lord_aro 2018-11-15T03:03:38Z
348 "get outta day way, I'm trying to hit the baby!" - dark 2018 lord_aro 2018-12-15T02:02:31Z
349 "Your mast is inside a rock." - Blargerist 2019 lord_aro 2019-01-03T08:57:06Z
350 "Dude, I'm a sellout." - darkosto 2019 lord_aro 2019-02-07T07:05:03Z
351 "I have no clue why it converts to all lower case, it's kind of duimb" "Almost as dumb as me unable to spell the word dumb" - darkosto 2019 lord_aro 2019-02-22T04:34:55Z
352 "King is correct." - CaptainQ 2019 kingnewbs 2019-03-19T20:26:38Z
353 "Did I type my name wrong?" - Daskphan 2019 kingnewbs 2019-03-26T00:43:22Z
354 "subs are not food? isn't that what a sub sammich is!" - dark 2019 lord_aro 2019-03-27T01:55:17Z
355 "darkphan's day job is mostly at night and consists with a lot of involvement with BDSM Kappa " - Funwayguy 2019 lord_aro 2019-05-07T03:47:30Z
356 "perhaps test your mods before publishing? :D" - Tyronx1 2019 lord_aro 2019-05-11T07:17:53Z
357 "I think shows go to syfy to die" - dark 2019 lord_aro 2019-06-01T05:48:53Z
358 "darkosto's a tweeker tho" - TheTaliesin 2019 lord_aro 2019-07-09T23:58:23Z
359 "so where do you find squids now?" "in water" - 13, dark&aro 2019 lord_aro 2019-07-13T05:27:01Z
360 "Your skinn looks cool from the inside" "that's not something you want to hear every day" - dannystrider,dark 2019 lord_aro 2019-07-21T05:15:48Z
361 "i must say, kingnewbs has a nice booty, how convienient that was the first thing dark shined his flashlight on" - ero_jiji 2019 lord_aro 2019-07-30T02:46:34Z
362 "We can turn it off and on based on proximity to the base." - Darkphan 2019 kingnewbs 2019-09-05T03:13:11Z
363 ""When his manly scream startles me.. I share it with others ;) " - crysyn 2019" - Lord_Aro crysyn 2019-09-23T05:53:05Z
364 "Oh I have to do this ShowLove " *server crashes* - ChiKitsune 2020 lord_aro 2020-04-03T03:48:30Z
365 "You have to pull from the bottom." - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-04-07T02:06:59Z
366 "Aw man somebody donated a bunch of money I'm so sad" - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-04-20T03:32:27Z
367 "gotta wiggle it! stick it right in there! right between 'em!" - dark 2020 lord_aro 2020-06-17T03:53:52Z
368 "I didn't know it was gonna be this hard!" - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-07-15T03:10:39Z
369 "Oh, I'm inside of him, oh boy!" - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-08-11T03:03:04Z
370 "I have a very large hammer. You like my hammer? I know how to use it too." - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-08-25T17:55:01Z
371 "How much wood can I hold?" - Darkphan 2020 kingnewbs 2020-08-27T07:08:41Z
372 "please tell me I get whatever she's wearing!" - dark 2077 lord_aro 2020-12-16T05:26:50Z
373 "Are you ready to put it in?" "What's that mean?" *bently left the game* - bently, dark 2021 lord_aro 2021-01-18T08:25:45Z
374 "it would help if it had an autorun button" *as he activates autorun* - king 2021 lord_aro 2021-02-11T06:21:48Z
375 "I havn't done any work on the little darkphan down there today..." - dark 2021 lord_aro 2021-06-07T23:07:57Z
376 "put the spaghetti on toast next time... it's *almost* like pizza" - ghandian 2021 lord_aro 2021-09-22T02:00:43Z
377 "...which is after rewatching the first hour of NUDE." - king 2021 lord_aro 2021-11-02T04:29:15Z
378 "I don't know if I can play Minecraft with someone with such bad internet I'm sorry darkphan" - CricketMC 2021 lord_aro 2021-12-07T01:49:23Z
379 "Boy that takes a long time" - Darkphan 2023 kingnewbs 2023-06-04T03:19:27Z
380 "Did you play with the Y before the A was the tip of the tower?" - Darkphan 2023 kingnewbs 2023-06-04T04:25:20Z
381 "Oh my goodness, it goes up in THERE?!?" - Darkphan 2023 kingnewbs 2023-07-19T03:03:41Z
382 "I'm not going to take this lying down!" - CaptainQ 2023 kingnewbs 2023-07-19T03:11:41Z
383 "I don't know what it is... it's, uh... bush?" - Darkphan 2023 kingnewbs 2023-07-19T03:31:08Z
384 "I turn.. I turn.. how old am I?" - dark 2024 lord_aro 2024-03-30T04:12:43Z