| 1 |
"You can catch a lot more bees with the honey instead of the stick." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-09T19:20:48Z |
| 2 |
"Your taste is like your ass: divided" |
hitmanzel |
2016-01-11T15:31:56Z |
| 3 |
"Bravo Boost drink of the gods" |
hitmanzel |
2016-01-11T16:50:34Z |
| 4 |
"it's not easy being cheesy" |
hitmanzel |
2016-01-11T17:51:15Z |
| 5 |
"i can be my own mans asshole" |
hitmanzel |
2016-02-04T19:51:10Z |
| 6 |
skadeglädje är den enda sanna glädjen |
hitmanzel |
2016-02-04T21:47:37Z |
| 7 |
there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits |
hitmanzel |
2016-02-04T22:10:48Z |
| 8 |
"Got sticky eating nuts earlier" -Anderzel 2017 |
cossie220 |
2017-01-12T21:04:16Z |
| 9 |
"I am cheating." -AnderZEL 2017 |
sora4kairi |
2017-01-19T16:19:56Z |
| 10 |
"I'd go gay for Orb" -AnderZEL 2017 |
thegtracer97 |
2017-01-26T21:29:53Z |
| 11 |
"Gordon Freeman uses a wrench, right?" -AnderZEL 2017 |
thegtracer97 |
2017-02-21T22:42:56Z |
| 12 |
Flat as fuck, like one of my ex girlfriends" AnderZEL 2017 |
cossie220 |
2017-03-27T15:13:59Z |
| 13 |
"Stop subbing guys, GOD!" - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-03-30T16:59:25Z |
| 14 |
"Man, I really want to fuck that guy" -AnderZEL 2017 KappaPride |
gizmo_gizmo |
2017-04-03T19:53:13Z |
| 15 |
"I gotta go apply some more lube on my ass" - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-04-05T20:41:28Z |
| 16 |
"Let's take a walk and feel how my ass feels" - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-04-10T18:33:09Z |
| 17 |
"I think i am gay for PewDiePie" - AnderZEL 2017 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2017-04-11T16:27:52Z |
| 18 |
"Hippie dudes aren't that great in bed. Trust me, I've slept with a lot of hippie dudes." - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-05-03T22:23:00Z |
| 19 |
WHOOO BOY, I think we just hit the gloryhole |
cossie220 |
2017-05-09T19:00:04Z |
| 20 |
"Fuck me.... *** me..... *** MEEE!" AnderZEL 2017 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2017-05-14T21:02:18Z |
| 21 |
" It's all about size" |
pwn4d226 |
2017-05-21T18:17:54Z |
| 22 |
"Asians have tiny pee-pee's but have great big balls" |
pwn4d226 |
2017-05-25T20:29:15Z |
| 23 |
"While you are healing up, I'm fucking your car!" - AnderZEL 2017 DansGame |
ludricio |
2017-05-28T15:43:24Z |
| 24 |
"chat is sneaky clever mother******* " |
pwn4d226 |
2017-05-28T19:47:38Z |
| 25 |
"I shouldn't go to the drop, i will die so much!..... fuck it, I'm going for it anyway" *dies instantly* - AnderZEL 2017 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2017-06-11T20:24:58Z |
| 26 |
you're to anal and hyper man |
cossie220 |
2017-06-19T19:54:34Z |
| 27 |
"Shut up guys, I got allergies and stuff..." - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-07-25T21:42:47Z |
| 28 |
"At least I'm an honest asshole" - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-08-03T16:51:27Z |
| 29 |
"Why do all my shirts just smelling like pringles, when they get sweaty?!" - Robbaz 2017 Jebaited |
gizmo_gizmo |
2017-08-30T20:48:58Z |
| 30 |
"$10, that's worth dying for!" - AnderZEL 2017 |
ludricio |
2017-09-12T15:42:20Z |
| 31 |
"That is the best wood I've ever gotten!" - AnderZEL 2018 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2018-01-03T22:25:05Z |
| 32 |
"Don't tell anyone, but I love the Danes" - AnderZEL 2018 |
ludricio |
2018-01-10T18:11:48Z |
| 33 |
"They call me limp dick" - AnderZEL 2018 LUL |
gizmo_gizmo |
2018-01-17T22:04:53Z |
| 34 |
"Don't donate guys!" - AnderZEL 2018 zelDerp2 |
ludricio |
2018-02-06T13:24:40Z |
| 35 |
"Papa Anders is gonna learn you how to stroke it..." - AnderZEL 2018 WutFace |
ludricio |
2018-02-06T13:36:06Z |
| 36 |
"This is probably the top 10 quality stream in the twitch universe." - AnderZEL 2018 Kappa |
ludricio |
2018-02-12T17:32:55Z |
| 37 |
"I'm gonna eat your salami over your cold dead body" - AnderZEL 2018 zelPride WutFace |
ludricio |
2018-02-19T20:06:47Z |
| 38 |
"I don't mind getting my ass pounded for a week" - AnderZEL 2018 zelPride Kreygasm |
ludricio |
2018-02-26T17:29:38Z |
| 39 |
"Don't do Kids, drugs" - Anderzel 2018 |
sora4kairi |
2018-05-13T20:08:18Z |
| 40 |
"I'm 23" - AnderZEL trying to speak german zelDerp |
ludricio |
2018-05-17T21:33:29Z |
| 41 |
"I remember it being a little bit more than average" - AnderZEL 2018 |
fuzzybaseballbat |
2018-05-17T21:35:42Z |
| 42 |
"I'll suck your dick man, I'll suck your dick!" - Anderzel 2018 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2018-05-28T19:54:00Z |
| 43 |
"There is no mag spawns in tarkov, I'll gift you a 24.99 sub if you prove me wrong." - AnderZEL the day before being proved wrong. |
ludricio |
2018-05-29T14:32:17Z |
| 44 |
I love penises, especially mine - AnderZEL 2018 |
fuzzybaseballbat |
2018-06-12T15:16:14Z |
| 45 |
"It was like soft serve ice cream, mixed with water, shot out of a jet nozzle"- Anderzel 2018 talking about his red onion shits |
fuzzybaseballbat |
2018-08-08T19:01:02Z |
| 46 |
"You stick it in the bread" - AnderZEL 2018 |
rulerulle |
2018-08-08T19:22:17Z |
| 47 |
"I'd probably change my name to Bjorn Hansen and move to Denmark" - AnderZEL 2018 |
rulerulle |
2018-08-08T19:29:46Z |
| 48 |
Anderz: "We can do whatever we want with her" zelDerp - 2018 |
dreadvinc |
2018-09-18T15:26:31Z |
| 49 |
"get the prostate-jar bois; we're collecting" Anderz - 2018 |
dreadvinc |
2018-09-24T15:47:32Z |
| 50 |
"You don't want it to be hot and clammy, you want it to be free and what not" - Ander - 2018 zelDerp |
dreadvinc |
2018-09-25T16:07:40Z |
| 51 |
"I love watching my men work!" - Anders 2018 zelPride |
rulerulle |
2018-09-26T14:00:47Z |
| 52 |
"soo.. soo.... ehh.. I dont know" - AnderZEL Oct 2018 |
rulerulle |
2018-10-30T15:17:58Z |
| 53 |
"Just how i ruined most ladies and made them lesbians" Anders - 2018 |
dreadvinc |
2018-11-11T16:07:07Z |
| 54 |
"I'd be gay any day, if it wasn't for taxes" - AnderZEL 2018 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2018-12-19T20:05:11Z |
| 55 |
"Maybe I should try them out with a good choke? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - AnderZEL 2019 |
ludricio |
2019-02-07T14:50:41Z |
| 56 |
“I can handle a LOT of dudes!” - Anderz 2019 |
dreadvinc |
2019-03-05T16:02:29Z |
| 57 |
"Hitman got them THICC thai arms" - AnderZEL 2019 |
ludricio |
2019-03-12T19:35:23Z |
| 58 |
"Its so annoying to have so many nuts in your mouth, you know what I'm saying? Kappa " - Anderzel 2019 |
gizmo_gizmo |
2019-04-04T13:17:28Z |
| 59 |
"I'm gonna do what I always do, I'm going to swallow it" - AnderZEL 2019 KappaPride |
ludricio |
2019-04-30T12:55:26Z |
| 60 |
"I lactate; yes" - Anders 2019 |
dreadvinc |
2019-05-13T14:08:21Z |
| 61 |
"I'm the biggest moron ever" - AnderZ 2019 |
dreadvinc |
2019-08-05T12:59:45Z |
| 62 |
"There's technically nothing wrong with eating dogs." - Anderzel 2019 |
fuzzybaseballbat |
2019-10-15T16:09:25Z |
| 63 |
"This is it?..." - Rendog 2019 when finding Anders' "home" |
ludricio |
2019-10-20T13:16:00Z |
| 64 |
"Nooo, it's fine, it's fine, I'm a Minecraft professional" - AnderZEL's famous last words 2019 |
ludricio |
2019-10-21T11:55:19Z |
| 65 |
"I have a bag full of people" Anderz - 2019 |
dreadvinc |
2019-10-22T16:00:32Z |
| 66 |
ïve been in a fair share of locker rooms, ive seen my share of weeners" - AnderZEL 2019 KappaPride |
ludricio |
2019-11-07T11:45:50Z |
| 67 |
"Yeah i suck, i was born to suck" Anderz - 2019 |
dreadvinc |
2019-11-18T17:53:41Z |
| 68 |
"I Love Coke so Much." - AnderZEL 2019 |
fuzzybaseballbat |
2019-11-24T18:01:09Z |
| 69 |
"I like them young chat, I like them really young" - AnderZEL 2019 PedoBear |
ludricio |
2019-11-28T13:24:41Z |
| 70 |
"Beat women off with a 6 foot pole" - AnderZEL 2019 HotPokket |
ludricio |
2019-12-04T11:13:51Z |
| 71 |
"I prefer playing with myself" Anderz 2020 |
dreadvinc |
2020-01-02T14:37:33Z |